I want the game to give me gameplay mechanics that I didn’t know I wanted. GTA Vice City and San Andreas were particularly good at this. Also would like it if NPCs mostly texted instead of calling because the scripted phonecalls in GTA V/online were pretty much just as annoying as getting lengthy voicemails in real…

“Practically giving the consoles away”? Wow we sure have gotten used to consoles staying the same price for years and years, Xbox one took a little over a year to reach this price point (albeit with the Kinect removed)

We’ve spent decades teaching kids to want moar capitalism for xmas and this is just the latest strain of it, granted they probably are bigger suckers than we were because things purchased with digital currency won’t appreciate in value like the GI Joes and Barbies we got as kids in the Reagan “cartoons can legally can…

I’ve never really been much of a Scream fan so I’ve only seen a couple, and I don’t think Barrera should’ve been fired, but it’s insane to me that it’s so important to a franchise based on slasher films to bring back recurring survivors, since slasher movies were never about that at all, maybe one actor comes back for…

I honestly have no idea what the architecture of the PS5 is like and what it was designed to be capable of, but you can hook up two monitors and “stretch” the display across both of them on a PC so I assume that such a thing would be technically possible across a TV and a remote screen, but most modern console games…

I’m not a PS5 owner but if this thing could be used as a second screen for couch multiplayer like with an FPS, I’d really consider it. I guess after the Wii U failed we’re not gonna get anything like that ever again.

For sure the company cut corners when they hired the person/team who designed the emergency pizza coupon system

This is a weird one because Bond probably wouldn’t have been associated with FPS at all if the license didn’t just happen to get handed to Rare at the right time for that team to make a totally groundbreaking console FPS which they basically snuck multiplayer into. So in a way that team is still changing history, even…

I would like the option to play roulette while talking shit directly to the main villain at the table for 20 hours.

It’s really hilarious that I found out this game existed when I saw this article https://kotaku.com/mw3-pc-specs-modern-warfare-3-cod-1850976632 about how “Modern Warfare 3 will run on your dinosaur computer” and I was like duh of course it can, it’s over a decade old. Someone needs to stage an intervention with…

It’s like a version of a restaurant manager punishing a server to make a customer happy, except imagine the restaurant manager is making 1000x what the server makes and the only reason you had a bad experience is because not enough money went towards purchasing quality ingredients for your meal.

There’s a Fleck on the Speck on the Tail
on the Frog on the Bump on the Branch
on the Log on the Planet of the Apes

I randomly rewatched the first Ant Man recently and it felt shockingly deep and refreshing compared to Quantumania (which I didn’t even really dislike when I watched it) It hit me that because so many of the newer Marvel films are focused on teamups and ensembles, it basically prevents any of the characters from…

As someone who grew up during the 2600 era, it’s insane to me that we’re cheering for, I don’t know, the seventh company called Atari to buy up the rights to all the different properties/companies that made games for that first Atari, while we’re all watching in horror hoping that Microsoft isn’t allowed to acquire…

I was definitely considering switching to Mac before the move towards impossible to upgrade components started, but I’ve had no interest since then.

It would immediately turn into a shithole tourist attraction with charlatans from the modern era selling fake artifacts that were created by advanced 3d printers from the 30th century, Jesus would be abducted, assaulted, and murdered over and over from moment to moment, by time travelers arriving earlier and earlier…

As an adult, I can look back on myself watching it as a 22-year old the first time and although I would’ve said at the time that I got the point, I also had a lot of fun rewatching it over and over and it never felt like the horror of what was going on ever got to me, so either the movie didn’t quite work or maybe I…

I’m sure Sony is very excited that they can meet demand three years after release without ever having to make a price cut. I’m just sticking with PC indefinitely at this point, IMO my $500 was much better spent on a new motherboard/CPU/RAM/SSD this year

I have a hard time imagining any adult of average intelligence looking at that teaser and thinking anything except “welp this is proof that they’ve barely done any work on this game and it’s really far away” so anyone who was legitimately angry would probably have stayed angry at that reveal.

It sounds like Remedy understands the mistakes they made with the first Alan Wake, but as someone who also hated playing the first AW and never finished it, and loved playing Control (and absolutely loves the world that Remedy has built around these games), I’m very nervous about how fun this new one will be.…