It’s called Lemmy

I don’t protest or boycott his art, it’s just hard to get in a whiskey drinking fuck the man mood when you realize he’s that into the exact opposite: Nazism. Historically of course.

This is what really scares me. He’s like a damn Trojan horse of chaos

The Lemmy documentary really killed my buzz for Hawkwind or Motorhead. It’s hard to enjoy the music when all you can think about is him riding around in that goddamn tank.

You mad bro?

Stone Temple Pilots?

Who are these fucking people? Live and let LIVE. I can’t even imagine what kind of blind hatred could cause you to call the police on someone for the crime of existing. Is this where we are now?

It’s the worst! One time I was so upset, (actually at the bar texting my would be date 45 minutes after the time we agreed to meet) I gave him such a what for that he showed up fifteen minutes later and paid my bar tab.

It’s not the worst thing, but mostly in situations where the interviewing and the hiring happen in a very short period of time. Since you have advanced knowledge you run the risk of your current employer feeling a little stiffed.

Okay good but what kind of weird shit does Riley Keough know about Nicolas Cage?

I don’t know. I am convinced he’s some type of wizard

Double damn that is great

Yes.

Oh shit I like this! Does Britney quote the bible often? Is this a reminder that Katy Perry (Katy Hudson at the time) was once a Christian Vocalist? So many questions

And that sexy candlestick/duster couple

He walked by me once in Budapest, can confirm he smells fantastic

I feel this but only because I have a friend who used to actively talk shit about parenting but now has two kids and gets offended when I don’t want a play by play of their soccer games

WHAT?? Q Tip? I ship this real hard

Now that’s good stuff

I feel like Angie would mother him