But he’s a woke dude, he just KNOWS.

“Go wash that makeup off your face or you’re grounded” is all I’m picking up from this.

Please do not compare him to the Beastie Boys. It hurts.

If you have to ask why there’s more than one Christmas tree you’ve clearly never been to Aspen

The way I understand it was at that time Hungary was working with Germany in order to gain more economic strength - although if her family was anything like mine there was a day when they all just up and quit being Jewish. My great grandmother gets real cagey if we ask her about it. (My family is also Hungarian)

Unfortunately they do this often

*Stormfront

I’m inclined to believe you sir.

Black Chyna’s Instagram post is now unavailable.

There was an affair with the exact same repressed sexual abuse bit. I never pushed my friend on details about how the other woman came to know her husband but my friend is also now divorced and MUCH better off.

I was embarrassed when I recognized it in a burger King commercial

My favorite is when people ask what my boyfriend thinks. Who cares they aren’t his fucking legs.

I think I know you?

The Rock is a national treasure

I’m not advocating that one should not baby proof, but a lot of us lived through 70s/80s architecture and are still here today

I don’t think it’s necessary to snub them but I typically give a quick head nod and press on. It seems to be the most effective way of saying “I see you, please don’t talk to me.”

I swear to god David Clarke is a Mike Judge character. There’s no other explanation for him.

Yup he can get it with his creepy ass

Authorities added that the baby was not properly restrained at the time of the crash, but that no ticket was issued.

I believe it was Dan Savage/Savage Love audience members, I forget what happened but I believe there was a vote on what the meaning of Santorum’s name should change to and they landed on that.