Outmaneuvering Clinton is really not that hard, though. Great person, good effective boardroom member, lousy campaigner.

“Drain the swamp” means different things to Trump voters than it does others. People on the left keep thinking “his voters will turn on him once they see how he’s staffing his administration with political and financial elites.”

On the one hand, yes, it’s kind of classless to attempt that shot. On the other hand, who fucking cares? Why do sports have to be so sanctimonious all of the time?

Splinter is old and tired, a loser. Sad!

Just who exactly is this cabal who DC journalists who irresponsibly propelled Susan Collins into the titan of US politics that she is today? Are they the same ones we should blame for the rise and rise of Lincoln Chaffee and Olympia Snowe?

Tsk tsk, these post-game locker-room speech truthers.

I used to think America was the Beastie Boys around Ill Communication:

They’re known worldwide, but they’re not on the sort of “bigger than Jesus” level MJ was. Even people who don’t give a shit about sports, even people who actively avoided knowing about sports, even people who didn’t know shit about American sports - everybody knew who Jordan was back then. I don’t think you could say…

Not even ranked previously, make strong move right to the top. Not sure what it is, but they really don’t seem to like you guys (despite all the help you gave them!). Unclear if Deadspin will be considered “Press” (ED: I hope not, as I’d really miss the Dick Joke Jambaroo)

Bernie was a garbage candidate who survived only because the Clinton campaign was too afraid of alienating millennials to do even the slightest negative attack on him.

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But most of all, fuck people who think like that.

The new Most Interesting Man in the World has unorthodox methods, but he can finally add “Fought a Zebra in Brazil” to his list.

benghazi

That baby might have been a member of ISIS.

As if his hands could wrap all the way around a baby’s neck.

Trump supporter: “Well, maybe he did strangle a baby but......emails!”

You’ve got it.