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I didn’t think it was that rude. If people were doing that shit to me every day, I’d have handled it WAY worse. Like, cutabitch worse.

But remember, he’s the healthiest president ever!

I got nothing other than WHAT THE HELL?! Seriously WHAT THE FUCK is wrong with people?

Holy shit. I knew those agencies were out of control, but I thought they reserved their abuses for people passing across the border. I’m surprised that they treat each other like that. (not that abusing immigrants, citizens, and travelers is acceptable, just that it’s more expected)

oh for fuck’s sake.

I hear you, Liz and my “Silver Plan” with a fairly high deductible through the ACA WOULD cost me more than I make in a week (without subsidies). Every month. And while I don’t use my plan much, I am 58 and may need to use it at any time. I have been working full time since I was 19 and in college. Why do these fucks

Technically “rape victim” isn’t a preexisting condition*, but if as a rape victim you take anti-HIV medication, that’s a preexisting condition. If the rape causes PTSD and/or depression, those are preexisting conditions. If the rape causes injury requiring surgery, the injury becomes a preexisting condition. And of

I’ve never thought about this, but this article has left me wondering:

I get the impression that this is a massive scandal which has severely damaged their reputation. And that being closer to the end of their careers than the beginning, that they may not be as untouchable as you may think.

Isn’t it called The Hammaconda?

“Jon Hamm’s penis is about the size of an obese hamster.”

Thanks, kid. Mike Pence also owes me (and every other LGBT person) and every woman in America an apology. But it’s a start.

Now complete with just a little taste for tonight

On an internet forum I used to frequent, we called that “fuckopause” - the special time in a woman’s life when she loses the ability to give a fuck what other people think.

I’m 8 years behind you, but yes. I’m also going to grad school this fall and have been amazed at the number of people asking, “But what about children?!”

“vag yogurt” just reminded me about the woman who made yogurt from her secretions. And bread from a yeast infection. *gag*

Diamonds are maybe the only thing I’d shove in there for fun, besides, you know, a penis.

First off, I will preface this by saying this story KILLS as an icebreaker at parties. If you want to steal it and use it as your own, go for it.

True story. I had a friend who was in nursing school and doing a rotation in a gyno clinic in a biggish hospital. A woman came in complaining of itching with discharge. My friend asked her to describe it and she offered to do one better, showing off a pad (Sorry, these are key details). My friend examined it and was

Nah would never put up there. What am I a sorority girl in the south or going to tea with the queen of England??? No thanks.