Took a pregnancy test today, 9 weeks no period, not pregnant. *shrugs*

What is wrong with airlines these days?

Which one do you have?

This looks like a sparkly bondage gimp suit.

I think she’s jealous and projecting because Redheads are beautiful faeries. But yeah, her book is good. I love her Dating Detox.

People can be the worst. I’m glad you try to be the best version of you for those around you. Even if you don’t want to, work out. Dance. Anything. Your body will thank you.

I suggest 2 things first: Patti Stangers be your own matchmaker book and Matthew Hussey’s Get The Guy.

It could be the place is haunted. Kids have good vision about that kind of stuff. Lots of Jezzies have had brushes with the supernatural.

Yay!

Kids are the fucking worst

Three weeks. No period. I have the copper iud. I had a follow up on it a month ago. It all looked good. Did my period just decide to take a stress vacation?

Well, I think I’m pregnant despite the iud I got put in this November. So...yeah....

It really is. Honestly, having sex with someone who wants you is awesome.

Denial!

Maybe he meant the non Jews. He’s such an idiot.

It’s like dude. I’m fantastic. I know what I like and how I like it. How do you think I learned this? Also, don’t double standard me.

It’s penis envy. Honestly, going to something smaller is the worst. And do guys fear other dicks being bigger? Yes, yes they do. If they’re not real men.

Can you do all the news?

1. Assholes are everywhere. You don’t create or attract assholes.

Internet hugs.