“Right now we’re more concerned about Tre Mason’s well-being than we are his football career. Once the season starts, we can stop worrying about his well-being.”

“ acting unusual and making irrational statements.”

Tre Mason: Man, fuck you guys. Not only am I not holding out, I was actually the first person to show up in St. Louis for training camp this year.

Your sports talk radio show is Icky and Black Tar on 590, The Sports Exigency.

No, no. Not well shit. Ocean shit.

Except they misspelled た

公園で犬がすべり台してました 笑

Couldn't have said it better myself.

I hope Ichiro gets within one hit of Rose and immediately retires mid-game.

Roses are red

It’s actually the exact same protocol and the NFL is just counting on the players not being able to remember it.

Ah, you got it backwards, Barry. The soulless, inexorcisable undead that won’t go away have spent the last two weeks holding — and covering — political conventions.

“I don’t see any issues here.”

Pizza is for winners. Wait in the car.

I remembered when I played baseball I had a pretty standard routine for each at bat. First, I’d stand outside the box, tap the sides with the tip of my toe. I’d step in, line the bat up with the back edge of the plate. Then I’d swing at three straight pitches, go back to the dugout and cry uncontrollably until we were…

Guys, he means the tradition of College Football making dumb, stubborn decisions.

I’d rather eat at Rio’s locally sourced Chipotle than a subway helmed by mike & miker.

This take is not a certified Subway Fresh Take.

The penis mightier.

Based on the picture, I’d say the sneeze was the bigger threat than the cough.

i would actually watch the derby if they put a bunch of dogs out there with the kids to mix things up