I’d like to see you, using only information that was available 12 hours ago, come up with a compelling argument that Lochte is the guilty party.

It wasn't nationalism, it was extremely basic logic that the events of today probably were not going to happen.

The takes blaming Lochte for the entire mess were completely baseless and rightfully dismissed. The fact that they turned out to be correct makes them no less dumb. There was very little that was reported yesterday that suggested that this would unfold today.

Sometimes a bad take turns out to be the correct take. This…

I choose to believe that Ryan Lochte is accepting legal advice from Gronk, and this makes the world a better place for me to live in.

Good. Should be longer.

Where the hell is my Occam's Razor take?

I don't see this looking remotely good for Brazil. Now it looks like they are incompetent bumblefucks who let their prime suspect flee the country. Unless I'm missing something. I'm sure I am missing something. This story is a mess.

You mean it's a cherry-picked stat that will be the primary weakness of any gun-obsessed nation.

Nice.

Occam’s Razor, Shitheads.

About 3-5 hundredths per lane. I take 0.2% to be rounded, so anywhere from 0.015% to 0.025%. Inexcusabel omission from the article.

Their police and government are entirely corrupt, therefore much less incentive to report a crime.

“I’d be just as unsurprised if the same were true for some of those American cities.”

dafuq...

Oh fuck that pile of garbage bags is really threatening.

Rio is only a little more dangerous than Chicago...well if that doesn’t soothe the nerves then I don’t know what does.

Honest question, why is he wearing that thing on his head? Seems way too green and ugly for a rational human.

What’s ironic is, Caster Semenya probably has about as close to an airtight case against doping allegations as an elite athlete can realistically have these days.

If you're naturally that much better than everyone else, why even screw around with the illegal stuff?

Uh, so why is this all acceptable, but they haven’t done chromosome testing anytime in the 21st Century?? FFS

My first instinct was to indulge in my pedantic thought exercise of noting how many significant digits you used, note to myself that you used too many, and then reassess your comment with the correct number of 9's.

then I noticed...

FFS, this is literally an accurate comment.

I’m not sure how Tim Tebow, Inc/ is any more of a juggernaut than any other professional athlete who is good enough to sign a UFA deal of some sort.

I am picturing Gronk as Lochte's lawyer, and it just makes too much sense.