They have been completely dominant in Sevens up until about 2 years ago, when they were finally overtaken by Fiji. Even then, they’ve been #3 in the Sevens World Series. It is utterly bonkers to see this team get popped by Japan (which is what ultimately resulted in them getting popped in the QF to begin with.

Olympic archers can't melt steel beams. I applaud your correct take.

Literally, water itself is a legal, performance enhancing substance.

Yeah sorry, that would be an odd and dumb strategy.

I'm pretty sure the point of this list is Michael Phelps, not USA and USSR dominance.

Please Kinja, give this humanoid all of the stars.

“wow makes u think”

—John Elway

1) Where did she use the word “cheater,” anywhere? You literally quoted this word, so I look forward to your citation.
2) She did not single anyone out, she merely said that anyone getting caught should get banned for life. No matter what you think of this take, it is the literal opposite of singling anyone out.
3) How…

The average NFL career is three years long, blah blah blah.

Remind me again, how many years did this failure spend in the NFL?

It’s hypocritical and disingenuous to disagree with LPShea about anything, ever?

There’s really not a borderline, that I’m aware of. Either a substance is banned, or it isn’t. The effectiveness and ethicality of banned/unbanned substances may be gray, and often is. But not the legality. If it's on the list, it's banned, else, not banned.

There’s always the wild card!

—Definitely someone else, weeks before me

I don’t understand why anyone would think this is A-Okay. If you can use a booster for this kind of stuff, then it’s only a matter of time before boosters start letting athletes have money of their own, which is the real outrage in NCAA sports.

I'm mad as hell.

I used to enjoy your kinja.

I still do, but I used to, too.

TBF this is a good way to make sure you don't break any fingers.

It's pretty much impossible to sit on a couch and watch someone else bunt without knowing proper bunting technique.

Deadspin, you and your stories. Rio's a shitshow. Beer kills brain cells.

It’s almost as if women are actual human beings who crave human interaction; not vapid, soulless holograms, who only and barely exist for the sole purpose of getting pulled by superior males.

Playing A-Rod would be a perfect way to tank and get butts in the seats!

They’d get a lot more fans into the seats by turning a 5 game wild card deficit into something like 2-3 games. That way, you’re at least kinda maybe playing for something.

It's not really superstars or exciting players that sell tickets. It's staying in playoff contention that sells seats.