It's actually the Foo Fighters.

Nah, I assume they are telling the truth because IDK and IDGAF about watching the games enough to find out if this is a true statement or not.

No it won’t.

50,000+1,000 > 50,000 + 0,000. In accounting terms and in real world terms.

I don't think you understand how tax write-offs work.

Chess requires hours of practice and training. Playing chess at an elite level is every bit as impressive as being an elite archer. But it's not an Olympic sport.

Advanced stats are good for accurately incorporating fielding ability, according to Advanced Stats.

Well, actually, not *all* takes...

This is already the 50th joke I’ve read that’s funnier than my mediocre attempt. Take this star FFS.

It's a crime that you'll have to pay a gift tax on the Internet you just won.

Ever Tre’d, ever failed, no matter
Tre again, fail again, fail harder.

Unrelated, and idiotically preemptive, but how crazy would it be if Theo Epstein ended up with Boston Red Sox AND Chicago Cubs rings? Would that be the greatest drought-busting run in sports history?

How about we just stick winter sports, like basketbounce and swimming and wrestling, in the Winter Olympics?

What’s really odd is that the Hot Take is based on Suzuki never, ever walking. Which, statistically is kinda of true. But it’s also kinda true that he was a speed demon who had a ton of value on the basepaths and in the field.

So he was one dimensional at the plate, yet very well-rounded as a baseball player in…

Ichiro is #32 all-time in WAR for batters, starting at age 27. Sure, I bet he was a minor league scrub all the way through his age 26 season.

I don’t have a problem with people attending sporting events that don’t involve their favorite team, nor do I have a problem with people wearing their team’s stuff anyway. Is it really any worse than wearing, say, a Packers jersey to a friend’s party in Los Angeles? And while we’re at it, what’s wrong with wearing the…

Seems a lot more reasonable to save $6,000 and then not blow it on a piece of overprices carbon. To each their own, but spending that much money on a symbol, comes across as ostentatious.

A trained professional can tell the difference between a diamond and cubic zirconia...but none of my friends can. And even if they…

We apologize for stranding you in St. Louis. There’s always the next flight!

“the average engagement ring costs $4,000"
then
“The ring is not a financial albatross.”

FFS.

You entitled millennials, EVERYONE HAS TO GET A TROPHY AMIRITE.

You people act like it means nothing to manage your son's career as a 4th grade rec league GOAT.

Someone get me out of the greys.