I thought it sucked because Batman was a homicidal super villain until he finds out that Superman’s mom has the same name as his mom.

Mischief managed.

How long until he’s a Dallas Cowboy?

You’ve won three titles in five years.

Man shut the fuck up

When someone hits you high causing damage to your eye
That’s Amar’e
When your skin starts to shine like you’ve bathed in red wine
That’s Amar’e

This is absolute gold ; ‘but I wish him well in the competition,”. Drops mic and walks away with Olivia Munn.

The 2002 Kings Lakers series was 100% rigged by the NBA. I don’t care what anyone says.

Wait a minute...Trent Dilfer being bad at his job and things still working out because everyone else on the team is good at theirs? Now I’ve heard everything.

Listen, we can all enjoy Dicky jacking as many dongs as he wants, but deep down we know that shaft wouldn’t be worth a sack of balls against the Big Unit.

It doesn’t make sense that they wouldn’t have a 2nd person look at that play before moving on. I can’t believe they didn’t double Czech.

This man won a Stanley Cup. Phil is not just cool. Phil is a goddamn hero

It’s going to be fun this season, watching him pop open off a screen, just in time for a perfect look......

Hmm...maybe if he knew somebody who specialized at throwing objects with accuracy and velocity at a target almost exactly 60 feet away, that person could knock the drone out of the tree...

The answers to both of your questions are literally in the first sentence of the article.

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Hahbah?

Lately I’ve been experimenting with turning my baseball cap around so that the brim is behind me. It seems counter-productive, sure, but I feel it projects a signal that I’m ready to party and would be open to the company of hot babes.

Nothing compared to Mike Huckabee teaching his sons to continue eating while shitting.

IN B4 DRAYMIND GREENE JOKEZ

First off let me start off by saying “ All Praise Due To The Most High.”