Good point. I’d actually be way more interested in a documentary that examined the parents responding to this ad on behalf of their young daughters. That is some seriously twisted shit.

Fuck that paparazzi asshole.

Public Relations. Too easy.

i thought hypnosis was fake, isnt this awful. everyone who took part in bringing him down, good job

You know, I actually believe he can keep that promise...

“I promise I will do nothing that will benefit ANY American...” ~Ben Carson

He’s good enough, smart enough, and gosh darn it, people like him.

My Senator...leading The Resistance today.

“The incident upset some people on the Internet, who I suppose expect performers to mask their lip-syncing better.”

I mean, I want to take the further left branch of the party seriously (particularly since my own preferred political solutions are more radical than what the party is willing to consider), but it’s just way too full of people like Wes Hutchings.

I’m curious about two things.

The reason Hillary really “lost”:

Thank god he gave us you.

Fuck, you’re insufferable.

“They decide nominating a woman was more important than winning the election.” And Bernie Bros wonder why that nickname exists and why it’s pejorative. And of course, you all never consider that the refusal to listen to Hillary’s supporters about why we preferred her to Bernie, the refusal to accept her overwhelming…

I don’t want to understand your point of view because it is the POV of an asshole. And that was perfectly exemplified in this line:

You obnoxious sacks of shit are just never going to stop whining about Bernie Sanders, huh?

New rule: any time the sitting President tweets, he gets slapped in the face, no matter what the tweet is, and it gets live-streamed.

Richard Madeley told a story once about a woman who was in her car in a queue at London traffic lights and Faith was on the radio, and she was singing along, chair-dancing, finger-drumming on the steering wheel, all of that, and whoever was in the car next to her beeped and she looked over and it was George Michael,…

These are also the same people who believe that Jesus was lily white...