I kind of want Bieber to be okay. I feel like people (including me) may have “Bines/Lohaned” him in his youth. Teenagers are stupid, we shouldn’t be so hard on the ones we make famous.

Lovely story, congrats to the new parents.

She should have just tweeted that it was “sarcasm.”

The first thing I thought about was all the times I get up in the morning (always before my roommate) only to step right in a puddle of cat vomit.

Quick question: are you quoting my wife or my performance review?

To be fair, I am a lawyer, so I may not be nice at all. But in my profession we call this “assumption of risk.” If you have loved ones that you care about, why the hell would you get involved in something like this? Do you trust cops? Cops with guns? Cops with guns IN FLORIDA? I’m a middle-aged white man with money…

(Well, that’s kind of the point of training.)

The Four Rules

Easy for him to say. He won’t be the one going through the heartbreak of having a child with microcephaly.

You can make good choices and then have a crises happen that changes you and/or your partner. I think better healthcare could have helped them, but who knows.

It seems like not having access to medication for their daughter isn’t the only cause of this, but it does seem to have added to the parents’ stress. This is the fourth or fifth story I’ve read this year about a parent or spouse committing murder-suicide and there being a link to lack of healthcare for their loved one.

Look, everyone gains connections and assists through the people in their lives. Does anybody think JFK would have become president without Joe Kennedy? No. Does anybody think Reagan would have become president without being a movie star? No. It’s a ridiculous game. She was and is an Ivy League Lawyer who was always…

It’s pretty clear that Hillary was ambitious from the start - even before she met Bill. They’re simply an example of two people taking turns to realize their goals, and supporting each other. It’s Hillary’s turn. If the world had been different in the 80's and 90's, Bill could very well have played the role of the…

How about her association with Bill slowed her down, taking her progress off-track while she supported his ambitions?

No, I’m saying that if she had not married Bill Clinton we have no idea what direction her life would have gone in and other women have previously reached all but this last goal so it’s ridiculous to say she never would have become a senator or Sec. of state if she wasn’t a former first lady. She is an Ivy League…

• Bill and Hillary Clinton are driving in the country near Hillary’s hometown. They are low on fuel, so Bill stops at a gas station. The man at the gas station comes out and looks into the window.”Hey, Hillary! We used to date in high school, do you remember me?” he asks.They talk merrily for a few minutes. Bill pays,…

No. If she hadn’t married Bill Clinton her life trajectory would have been different, but it’s not as though she wasn’t already political and making big political plans for herself before they married. Other women have become senators and sec. of state without being married to a former president, there’s no reason to…

It might be equally unlikely that he would have been president without her. They support each other’s ambitions and like most couples, drive each other’s destinies.

Nope, we can not all agree on that.

Who's rude the annoying guy criticizing the girl because she's playing Pokemon?