“The rectum is an exit, not an entrance”

Too late! Gawker Media has already sent a crate of CPAC freebies to your house.

Oh, please don’t let her be forcing her dog to be vegetarian.

interestingly enough, there is actually no such thing as, “sweat DNA!” Forensics experts were interviewed and were very confused as to why they kept saying, “Sweat DNA”. There is absolutely no such thing as that. There was DNA, but there is no way to tell if it came from sweat. Could have been from the same sample…

What is your source for the incest claim? I don’t recall hearing about that.

I’m just glad that there’s a story about the Girl Scouts that doesn’t involve a conservative nutbag damning those adorable, young girls to hell. I’m glad that they had fun.

The thing is... my response has absolutely nothing to do with what you’ve responded to and I assume what you think it was about. We’re on two completely different pages in that regard. My response was very simple and solely based on her saying

It’s the face you make when someone accidentally drops a sexual innuendo in a super-serious office meeting and you want to laugh but you look around the room and realize you might be the only one who picked up on it... From here on out can we just call that the Stacy Dash?

I’m also super concerned about over population. I don’t plan on having kids, and this whole culture of have 2 kids and a van and a backyard has to change. It’s terrible for the environment. I’m always really baffled when people resist urban densification as well.

Well in NBC’s defense, I don’t think there has been enough coverage on this election. Who’s even running? I wouldn’t know. I mean, an analysis of a poignant and provocative music video? Nah, give me more Trump.

I’ve heard a lot of guys brag that if they ran, they’d trip over their own dick, but this is the first time I’ve actually seen it happen.

Ironically, Cleveland is where the Republican Convention will meet this fall to nominate their Uterus Dictator.

Oh did you?

I know we’re not supposed to body-snark, but I’m not a fan of models who are so thin that their torsos start pixelating.

Donald Trump may be elected President in November. There is literally nothing that surprises me anymore.

The pedants are out for blood!

That should be her winning the nomination dance, she is pretty damn close! YAAAS Hillary! Also, you just made me realize that Hillary is one of the few people in the world who can pretty much wear every color and make it look amazing. Is it a coincidence that she and Lupita are one of the few and I love them both? I…

My main terror with a trump election is it validates his entire vile persona as politically viable and opens the door for that sort of “douchebag populism” to become the new status quo.

Yay for GOP “moderates”!