::NOT A MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL:: But if this really is how the story appears on the suffer, I’m willing to bet he had some sort of underlying issue that they didn’t know about. I took my dog for a walk one day and he died. The only theory they had is that he had a mass near his heart that caused it to fail. Maybe he had…

Understandable mistake when in his biggest role he played a Latino.

I’m confused by the notion that Waffle House gets any business that isn’t between the hours of 11 PM and 6 AM.

This isn’t new, it’s just new technology. Back in the day, I sent a carrier pigeon who ended up getting lost and flying west instead of east, and the result was a beautiful, long, sustained pigeon-exchange. We celebrated our seventeenth anniversary in August.

We could make it up. I say it involves a llama and a case of Cool Whip.

I actually feel bad for her

Oh, no! Poor lady. That’s not coming out, if it’s real she probably had to have her whole head shaved.

starred for your stupidity. Congrats.

So this guy’s entire professional career has been peppered with morally questionable and ethically sketchy shit, yet the thing that derails him is a (no doubt) poorly lit, shaky cellphone video (shot in portrait) of him making like The Beast With Two Backs?

God, America truly is a nation of puritanical pukes.

I think men winking at women in serious or professional environments is pure sexist condescension. Especially when they’re mansplaining something when they do it.

No he totally had something in his eye. It was just a coincidence that he was being a condescending jackass at the same time a bug or something just flew into his eye.

I'm glad your stepmom was ok!

I can’t remember who but someone recently said, “if Carly Fiorina wants to destroy Planned Parenthood she should volunteer to be it’s CEO.”

How can we blame Planned Parenthood?

I wrote it down. She said 39. I added the “like” for fun. Sorry you were not charmed.

Congratulations, you have successfully identified the rhetorical device known as parody. You win one free lorazepam.

A: Fuck these people.

I think that’s the heart of the matter, the sad fact is that these people are in a position to screw everyone over because in a democratic election they were voted into office. Frightening lunatics with a desire to screw women over turn out in elections much more frequently than sensible people do that has to be the…

My goodness do I wish you weren’t right.

Again, I can’t fucking say this enough, as a woman who lives under Kasich I would really appreciate it if liberals who don’t know shit about him would stop calling him ‘moderate’ or ‘reasonable,’ ESPECIALLY if you add the “comparatively” qualifier like a total fucking idiot.