Just to call out my original point as small sample size, there is a reason one of these four teams has been to seven straight conference championship games and the other three have never won a super bowl. It isn’t defense. It is too hard to maintain a good defense to be a real dynasty. Too many guys to pay under the…

This is the happiest moment in the history of any 60 person pop and lock dance crew

Also got busted by Dad, as I was spanking it. Complete bust with me just standing there dick in hand.

Like 10 years ago I was having a morning quickie with my girlfriend. She wanted me to give her a facial so when I was close I pulled out and came...all over the face of our 6 month old kitten, who awoke from a nap due to the commotion and came over to the bed to investigate what was going on.

Anyone who traipses into the holy of holies like that, a place of known suffering and anguish with that fucking hat on, saying what he said, doing what he did is either a complete sociopathic narcissist, or is an undeveloped immature child that has never experienced death or real loss in his life first-hand. Either…

This is so stupid. Excuses excuses excuses.

Oh, THAT guy.

He was definitely asking Blank about Megatron’s Butthole, how it worked, and if there was a model he could put his dick into.

Should I be happy I don’t know who this guy is?

Genji, on the roof.

I’m rather impressed at the long game troll he’s been. He knows he’s ticking people off every week and keeps doing it like a monk.

The one problem I’ve run in to trying to stream is voice chat. I play a lot of MMOs, and so voice chat is just a reality of that experience. BUT my fellow raiders aren’t the ones streaming and really haven’t volunteered to have their voice broadcast for all the world to hear.

I’m gonna jack your whole perception up, Narelle. In the grand scheme of mobile games, it’s nice because it’s an Animal Crossing coat of paint on the usual mobile formula (timesinks + addictive gameplay + premium ways to speed it up), but so far as AC goes, it’s painfully underwhelming. There’s no busywork, nothing to…

Gruden would be better off spending the rest of his working life at ESPN. His stature has risen over the years, despite his stats. Everyone wants him to coach, but as the years go by, they forget how average he was. This job will ruin the unearned holy status he’s held dear. Every year he spends not coaching increases…

Irsay kept the eightball, though.

The commentary just made it so much funnier as Romo explained how hard the ball gets when it is cold.

The Vikings there just didn’t have a Kluwe.

getting one cheerleader wet

All true. I grew up in a law enforcement family.

There are rules, regulations, and training programs that pertain to trigger discipline.

They fail more often than they should.

That said, if the dipshit who made the call hadn’t been butthurt over a fucking game, this particular instance of awfulness wouldn’t have…

“SWALLOWED A PEN BECAUSE NO ONE PAID ATTENTION TO HIM”