I only want to offer one correction.

“Why don’t you switch to ___?”

While generally I agree with the statement sometimes it is legtimately impossible to switch depending on what role you’ve chosen. I’ve complaind to my team before “Why don’t we have a healer?” But I’m literally the team’s only tank (or vice versa). If I…

as someone from the timeline where we all co-habitate with the sapient spider-clowns...you really do, you guys are scary. how do you do it? i mean, yes, i live with 2 man sized spiders who have clown makeup on, but this place is worse.

I want to say Twitch will drop the banhammer on them, but then I remember its Twitch.

Yup. Seems like a great way to lose the ability to host events at major hotels. I’m assuming the guy is pretty young because in a scenario where paramedics are called due to drugs this was likely one of the ideal ways for it to play out. Not sure what he expected. The staff to high five him and yell out “legalize it?”

I mean, dude committed a crime by distributing medical marijuana to someone else. You can’t do that in Virginia. I’m all for the weed but I can’t imagine GDQ is going to add a policy that promotes marijuana distribution between patrons at a private event at a major hotel.

That baby is an unholy mixture of Brady, Belichik and Kraft’s DNA implanted in a surrogate in an attempt to breed the Football Kwisatz Haderach.

Christ, I would hate to be with someone who demanded instant responses to texts.

I can understand time-sensitive texts, but my wife and I mostly call each other if we need an answer on something quickly. If we text each other, it’s largely information that can either wait, or that we aren’t expecting an immediate…

Almost there

I am crying.

Thank God this guy was wearing headphones:

I’m just waiting for the AAA polished Battle Royale experience. Fortnite is fun but limited and PUBG is still rough on console.

Eventually you play for hours on end as the comfort of the chair allows you to play for far longer than in a normal chair. You sink in its folds as it envelopes you. The neck brace is your neck. The backrest becomes a permanent vertebrae. You become an amorphous blob, effortlessly transitioning between chair and…

Shot:

He could just use a chrome filter to block out any articles that mention the word piracy.

Why do you guys write posts about piracy?

the will to not pay will always outmatch even the most expensive and complex DRM

Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep, he waits.

Those Conan Walker, Texas Ranger clips continue to be some of the funniest shit I’ve ever seen in my life.

For some reason, this just gave me an idea for this year’s Christmas decoration: Walker, Texas Manger.