But tell me about the resident with the sweet ass-name. 

I’m a single dad with sole custody in a new town for 10 months. I’m ready to get out there and meet someone. But I’m not meeting people who can appreciate my predicament of being a full-time single dad. Tinder and POF are not helping. I’m not meeting people at work. Any suggestions for someone in this situation?

I don’t know, man, I hear this guy is kind of edgy...

You own five Jeeps and a totaled Kia Rio. Honestly, I’m not totally sold on this minivan. I’ll need more convincing.

I’ll wait for the lower cost version in a couple of years, tentatively named the Pecan.

Bill Heder would have totally nailed the role of Kavanaugh.  Missed opportunity.

It’s a fact. This was brilliant.

The statute of limitations is an irrelevant distraction in this situation. He’s not going to be tried for anything. However this is still important for his nomination.  Thanks.  Bye.

Todd Phillips already directed a Joker-origin film and it was called Hated: GG Allin and the Murder Junkies.

In fact, they still might be independent today had they not been conquered by Merle Haggard.

I don’t know what’s getting worse- the impact of Kinja or the shameless pandering to what they believe to be their core audience.  I don’t see much dialogue, or passionate debates anymore. 

This came up in an episode of Norm Macdonald Has a Show.  I don’t get it?

I watched the first two episodes of Norm Macdonald Has a Show. Goddamn it’s hilarious. Most people aren’t going to like it. And if you expect to watch it as a straight, normal talk show you’re going to be endlessly frustrated. But if you like Norm’s comedy and his old podcast, this is wonderful. It’s got to be…

Wow, that guy from House of Pain is edgy an hard!

So I’m not the only one who does that?  Weird.

Give the man a break.  He’s been having a tough time ever since James Woods got him addicted to cocaine.

You’re exaggerating. Only 85% of Republicans approve of Trump performance.

On Norm’s podcast he had a recurring gag that his cohost was a holocaust denier. It’s no surprise that he’d defend the Trump presidency. I think it’s a combination of being contrarian and trolling.

I studied rap at DeVry.

No jazz either. What is this bullshit?!