Keanu Reeves and Winona Ryder are drunk and miserable.

They also wiretapped AVClubs newswire. Which is pretty stupid because you can also access it via a public URL.

I took my daughter to the library. It’s sad but I’d not been there in years. I got some good material though I’ve not endulged it yet.

That old rom-com trope of just getting off death row on a technicality and looking for romance? I never once experienced that.

Nice comment/ name synergy.

Any recommendations for good, recent rap releases?

He should name an album Nuts. So when the album is released we can say, “Kanye West’s Nuts just dropped.”

Star Wars, directed by Opie.

Looking for recommendations for things to watch on Netflix. It doesn’t really grab me anymore. I watched all of Portlandia. They took away Its Always Sunny. The older movies I feel like watching, Nashville, Network, etc. aren’t on there anyone found any gems recently?

That three song run on RTJ3 is obviously the correct answer. That was the very first thing to come to mind.

Don’t be a dick.

Horse movies are like nature’s onions.

Wish the same could be said of me.

“How hard is it to spray on some Aquanet and scream about Satan?”

On the one hand, this is how you might be able to recover from not exercising good judgement.

It’s disappointing that this has played out like this. But Mike’s human and he’s trying to do what he thinks is the right thing. And part of that means walking back what he said.

It’s not that bad. I picked up a my favorite potato salad recipe from NRA TV.

...and we all lost.

If you’re belittling Norm Macdonald, allow me to quote Pope Francis. “Fuck you.”

I think American Psycho, the book and American Psycho, the movie both work. Just in different ways. They’re not the same thing nor are they trying to achieve the same thing.