Nothing. It's a rant. That's what they do sometimes. You don't have to click if you don't want to.

**looks down, grins**

Jezebel is the AVClub's friend? You need to get out more and meet some new people.

No. The correct terms are "Penis-like" and "puckered asshole."

Are you or anyone from the office close to the school or people at the school? If it's a queer-friendly school, maybe some one can reach a counselor there and ask how to best address this without initially identifying who exactly the kid is?

Now where have I heard that before? Oh my god, MOM, is that you?!

"Maverick" and "cynical nihilistic scumfuck" are synonyms, right?

Totally. I thought they were crazy at first, but when you really think about it they were on to something. That's why I keep five pairs of white Asics and three hairnets in the trunk of my Geo at all times.

I'm trying But so far I'm only 1 for 3.

The cynicism behind what the Republicans are trying to do is incredible. "Let's just replace 'Obamacare' with anything. Send them to mechanics if that's what it takes! DIY home-surgery kits. Got brain cancer? Walk it off, snowflake."

Yeah, that's the one that came to my mind too. I probably needed therapy after watching that. It's an understatement to say that bit was powerful. It took alot of strength to make that.

"…that’s nothing compared to the sustained tone-deaf fiasco that is Penn’s latest feature, The Last Face—a movie so monumentally miscalculated, right from its opening explanatory text…"

This article is acting like this book is some big secret. I've read a draft and… Let's just say I expect the producers of Weekend at Bernie's will be calling their lawyers and they'll be making a lot of money out of this deal.

Jesus, man, think you may be over-reacting a little bit? Sure, he has his flaws, but you're acting like George Clooney is some kind of monster.

It used to be called My Cock Music Group but then the marketing department advised them to change it to "Maybach."

I'm now going to sleep better tonight.

I heard a story that once, a woman did try to talk to Mike Pence. And he just started crying and hid under his mother's skirt. This was a couple of weeks ago and the woman wanted to know if he wanted to supersize his order.

It's weird that that one guy from Tears for Fears looks like a younger Gene Ween.

Dennis Miller is opening for The Smiths? I'm predicting and angry-yet-sleepy event.

Killer Mike is part killer whale. That's where his name comes from.