Well, now I know that Daytrotter exists.

The Troggs "Wild Thing"

Is the King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard really not that good? Damn…

Will be checking this out. I got into Summertime '06 late but it's a fantastic album.

It would be funny if they released a diss track about Pharma Bro.

Stop it with these puns. We've Heard them all before.

This is news? Lionel Richie sends muffin baskets to everyone. He sent me 40,000 muffins once and I only had a hangnail.

None of William Faulkner, William Shakespeare, and William Gaddis had BFA's, either. By your reasoning they shouldn't claim to be writers.

You completely missed the point.

She DID crap on my lawn and it WAS Donald Trump's fault!

I see where you're coming from. William Faulkner, William Shakespeare, William Gaddis… All of these writers are completely unreadable. If only they had MFA's…

♪ Trump don't work 'cuz the vandals took the handles… ♪ ♪ ♪

Everything about that photo has convinced me the president is actually a Muppet.

I always thought she was a sell out.

paraphrasing from John Hodgman's The Areas Of My Expertise-

Why does this get mentioned in the press, while my announcement that I'm retiring from my career as a fry cook to pursue other interests doesn't get mentioned at all. This is unfair!

I trust this is going to lead to a documentary called I'm Still Still Here.

Obamacare is a bullshit waste of tax payer dollars. It didn't even deliver on the Death Panels we were promised!

Tvoja majka je sinoć uživala u kobasicama. Mislim da znate na šta mislim.

This is disgusting! I'm a vegetarian, meaning my diet consists solely of Froot Loops and beer.