Well, I don't know if I'd call what he does "living."

Sure, I'll add that to my list just below dildo, Rolex, and sweatpants.

GO AWAY, (grammy) 'BATIN'!!!

Oh. Fuck…

That's not aggressively stupid. THIS is aggressively stupid!

Says who?

So you've seen a 440% increase in that investment. I'm sure we're not in a tech bubble. And Facebook is worth EVERY penny of that.

Sure, that and not enough Adam Sandler movies.

It's good. But it reminded me to go back and listen to Vince Staples' Summertime '06. Goddamn, that's a good album, and better than Damn.

Whatever, George Lucas.

I'm looking at the header photo wondering why Harrison Ford is talking to Steve Bannon?

Whatever, Jimmy Fallon.

Jan Švankmajer short films from a DVD collection I've had for a few years. And the new Kendrick Lamar. It's been a fun and surreal pop culture weekend.

Well I never did. And look at me, I'm the Pope!

Oh, I remember. And don't even get me started on Jimmy Peniscanoe.

And here I am fucking my old tennis shoes. I should really learn to play the guitar!

I saw Triumph of the Will at the theater. I wouldn't say it's a bad film. But I did feel troubled after watching it.

Watching Police Academy 6. At the theater. Jesus… Just thinking about that makes me want to die.

You're dating yourself? That must save you alot of money.

**Gern Hasselflossen, inventor of the Compact Cassette, cackles maniacally**