El Vy? I want to hear what El Vez has to say about the election.

"Do you want me to pour it, Frank?"

Whatever, Donald.

Ah! I remember hearing about this. In fact, if I recall correctly the Blues Explosion posted or said something about how they're now the Tom Waits Blues Explosion. And Tom was not happy about that.

Oh, I wasn't referring to him. He totally nailed that wet t-shirt contest.

Q: What's the difference between the Nobel Prize for literature and a wet t-shirt contest?

"The first American in 23 years has been awarded the Nobel Prize in literature."

In 2016 he was the first American in 23 years to win the Nobel prize in literature.

I'm going to quote this line frequently. "The universe doesn't owe you shit."

Oh totally, Andrzej Duda is a punk. Wait, are you not trusting polls or Poles?

It's funny that Trump's supporters are so adamant that Hillary winds up in jail. Because it may very well be their candidate that goes to jail.

However, "Giant misogynistic ass pimple is also a rapist and supported by about 40% of the American population to be their next president" does surprise me. And it scares the holy living fuck out of me.

This sounds so fucking good.

They should replace him with Billy Carter.

Don't exaggerate, he barely has 40% support.

I know! And then we start sucking each others cocks. The ladies would be so surprised if they knew the truth about what happens in those places.

After reading this I listened to the album on the way home from work. If Tom Waits were 15 years younger and tried to make a fake sexy album, it would wound like this one. That's a good thing. This album is hilarious, weird, and kicks ass.

Neither here nor there

Is she serious? Because I don't really need an armoire, but could totally use some kitchen chairs. The milk crates I've been using are giving me crate-butt.

Cruz too. I think it's awesome that right after Cruz finally endorsed him, Trump completely imploded. All of these asshole have tethered themselves to a flaming pile of shit.