"…Christian Party…" This concept, perpetrated by Christans obviously, that Christians are better people than non-Christans really pisses me off. Christians are just as good/ bad as everyone else. Except for when they let their self-given entitlement justify doing the wrong thing. Everyone else has to think about it…

I was reading about Stephen Colbert warming up his audience before a show. Someone asked him what he'd like to ask Trump if he came back on the show. Stephen Colbert responded, "What does Putin's dick taste like?"

I used to work for a company that distributed a software product called vRanger. I always thought vRanger would be a great name for a brand of condom.

Looking at that TV Guide cover, they were running a story called "The Day I Knocked Pat Summerall's Headset Off." People were so stupid in 1987!

Having a favorite month doesn't sound very punk rock to me.

But in his defense, he thought Truman Capote's Ashes was a post-hardcore band from Canada

I like garbage. Don't judge me.

Now Truman Capote has died, too? Goddamnit! 2016, when will you stop killing people?!!

No, Buttsweat is alive and well, unfortunately.

A Misfits bucket hat is perfect for when you want to go fishing for dead fish.

Don't know if this is new to anyone, but it's worth watching again if you haven't seen it in awhile.

I went to a 311 concert in 1995. They played at a race track in Tennessee. I wasn't a music snob, but I hated the band. The only reason I went was because the guys I went with had a huge sack of psychedelic mushrooms. It seemed like a small price to pay- go to a 311 concert- to trip balls on a ton of 'shrooms.

I'm uprooting it.

2 Trees 1 Cup

I'm in Tokyo. Yesterday I found out Boris is performing Pink here. I can't go but if had known a week sooner I could have planned for it. Motherfucker…

I was in high school when this show started. It was corny and I hated it. My brother would watch it just to piss me off. He's still an asshole.

You could have copied and pasted this comment from a review of a Weezer album.

"You gonna use that rubber band?"

I'm a 40 year old dad. This album was totally my thing in college. Your snark is probably earned. And fuck you, my life didn't turn out so bad, WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME FEEL GUILTY ALL THE TIME!!! I should get drunk and listen to this album again.

I like this film because it has electrolytes.