I didn’t ask for your resume, just your profession. Since you’re being evasive, I think I’m right to assume you’re not a lawyer.

Let’s just cut to the chase. With what authority do you speak? Are you a lawyer?

I don’t believe in “too soon,” but if you’re going to go for it, it’s got to be worth it. A wildly unsophisticated pun (Hurr, hurr. He was shot with a gun, and an arm is called a gun) isn’t worth it.

Either, I feel bad for both of those guys.

Amazing bicycle kick!

Agree that DJ is not likable. He’s like Cutler-light. But, what he did is nothing compared to Van de Velde’s hatchet job. Johnson was trailing and made a par on a hole where he hit one bad shot. Van de Velde blew a lead while using the entire course on his way to a triple.

It sounds like you’re suggesting that steroid use by bad players is more acceptable than steroid use by good players?

“This is the Best Imported Beer”

Right? I think he just described “going to work.”

Agreed. Fetishization of youth deserves criticizing, but that’s wholly compatible with thinking that childhood is awesome.

I don’t know that I’ve commonly heard the argument that childhood is “optimal.” The sentiment you seem to be arguing against is that childhood is “best.”

Jackson continued, “I was glad to not inherit a roster that still included Nate Robinson. He was always a grumpy munchkin.”

And Norwegians are considered to be the charismatic Scandavians!

I never claimed all greats were coachable. But, I can name 50 HOFers who were. Lebron can choose which group he wants to be a part of.

I never claimed all greats were coachable. But, I can name 50 HOFers who were. Lebron can choose which group he wants to be a part of.

There’s a third option. Lebron can try to be more coachable. Doesn’t seem to be a problem for lots of other all-time greats.

You’ve posted two comments under your new burner account, and they’re both terrible. Maybe this is isn’t for you.

From any other angle, the trophy looks much less like a dick. But, it is from a tournament sponsored by a pharmacy called Long’s, which is an added layer of hilarity.

You should have seen what it looked like when this trophy exploded all over its owner.

Since Cleveland was hosting, wouldn’t the score be 0-17, making it “Tribute to J.R. Smith Night?”