Why is that an interesting point? I mean, if it was a baby instead of a horse or dog, people would have reacted differently to that, too.

Ah, fuck. As a Wake guy, I really want to love Chris Paul (who’s an amazing player) but he just makes it so hard.

I had the same thought, though I don’t know if the data back it up.

Yankee-haters are so fucking weird.

It’s just soup? No wonder my girlfriend got so mad when I granted her request for some “hot bone broth.” (But “throat yogurt” is still semen, right?)

We get it, Billy. You know all the Euro-ish soccer terminology, cramming it all into your writing makes you sound like a high-schooler typing his essay with an open thesaurus.

“Phoebe Wright tells me that, scoring cross country-style, top five on each team, The People Of The Glutes, i.e. spinters, won the Women’s World Championship Preview 800 Meters at the Drake Relays.”

It’s gotta be Papa Bear Berman, no? He’s a giant, douchey windbag.

Jeez, you must have tested thousands of mirrors in your life. How many were two-way?

“It’s the headline that is mixing things up. It straight up implies that to be a man you have to have a dick.”

This is good advice, but it’s really hard to suppress a smile after I trip a toddler.

What does being transphobic have to do with this story? This man does not suffer from gender identity disorder, he suffers from penile agenesis.