He has excellent split-second decision-making skills. His other decision making skills (continuing to drive a known defective truck back to HQ) need some work.

but he needs to have the emotional Oprah sitdown, so everyone can hear his sincerity.

What this guy needs is a 2023 X-Terra. What’s that? Nissan stopped selling their entry in one of the most popular segments currently available? Nevermind then. 

When was the last time you saw a white conservative character in movies or tv that wasn’t a world-class jackass?

Good. Serves his janky ass right. He really thought he could brag about his crimes and no one would turn his ass in didn’t he?

Given the residents could also just stay inside, and they’re rich NIMBYs who are full of shit, they didn’t deserve a real answer.

You’re the only reason I bother with Jalopnik these days.  Great article!

conceptually, I much prefer Attack Mode vs DRS. <edit> Fan Boost, however, is a crime against humanity and must die </edit>

you have to make a deliberate sacrifice in order to access it, so it is much less of a guaranteed pass than DRS.

but what they really should have done is designed the cars around a swappable…

Truly love how as a society, we have our house on fire, and are constantly deciding to send the fire department home, and remove any fire preventing measures; sprinklers, fire resistant material to our home.

From my cold, dead hands.

why wouldn’t you want your children to find out how you got so famous and rich?

In a larger sense, we have been. It’s not just this particular issue (the federal travel thing), but for example here in Utah they’ve essentially done away with the majority of daily reporting, and all the testing facilities have been shut down. With the exception of the wastewater reporting system, we have nothing…

I know it’s been said a million times, but it’s commonplace in countries like China and Japan for people to wear masks when on public transportation.

We’re on our own now in this pandemic and future pandemics. My advice is to always mask up on planes and trains. I won’t give a shit if I’m the only passenger doing it. I know what works. Masks were never a punishment. I feel awful that we let them feel like a punishment. Masks let us go out and live our lives while a…

How do we convince them to just secede again already? Nobody is gonna fight to bring them back into the fold this time if they do.

Fucking Florida.

I am fortunate to have an excellent credit score and very little debt, but it makes my blood boil that the mere act of applying for credit lowers one’s score. I deeply resent that we are dependent on the big credit bureaus, but we have no say in their operations, not do they have much regulatory oversight.

Everyone already knows you’re a badass, you’re driving a Viper!

If I was that horse, I’d be praying for death’s sweet release.