Jesus. That sounds horrifying and is basically my nightmare. Glad you made it out alive and were able to collect your $200.

Exactly. Yes I have rights as a cyclist but that rolling metal death machine doesn’t care. I’m also a runner so I see how little regard drivers have for anyone other than themselves. But at least with running I have more time to react and if there’s a car at an intersection I usually turn down the street and cross…

This was my worry every time I took my bike on the road. I ride a mountain bike so I feel like I’m more aware of my surroundings than being on a road or tri bike because I’m sitting more upright but that just might be my brain convincing myself of that. But even with that I had a few near misses last summer and ever…

Yo I can’t stop laughing at this. Thanks for the laugh.

I know. That’s my bad but at least I didn’t share the whole video like Stephen!

I love you Stephen but you are a monster for reminding the world that Corey Feldman tried that shit. I mean what the fuck even is this?!?!

You’re not. Fuck Florida Cubans. Matter of fact fuck any wannabe white Latino(a)s voting against people with melanin and especially fuck them in the south where their self hating votes matter more.

The Fly

While I won’t say it I won’t fault someone else who does. Plus I’ll like the shit too! Haha.

Dear defense attorneys,

I hate how accurate this is

Taking one look at my portfolio I can agree with this statement

I got Sportcross vibes from it too and I absolutely love it so I’m all in on liking the G70 Shooting Brake.

I mean it’s Prego so nothing lost but seriously... 

No, no it isn’t

Yup! I got a tiny chip on my windshield to the left of my eyeline maybe a month after I got my new car (thank you to the SUV who cut me off and sent a rock into my windshield as he sped off, you’re so cool!). I called up Travelers and they sent out a Safelite guy to fill it. He shows up and says it’s too small to fill…

You think logically. David... Well David thinks a bit differently. Don’t forget that he wanted to repair a pile of rust masquerading as an FC to drive home from the west coast.

I’ve been thinking about trying out oil pulling for a few months but for some reason I always look at the time it takes and go nah even though it takes almost as long to shower and apply coconut oil to my skin. Maybe I’ll just do the oil pulling while doing my regular routine. Two birds with one stone and all that.

How could anyone think this was a good idea? And these people are in charge of teaching kids... Ugh.

“It’s better for everybody,” she said. “It’s better for the car company, it’s better for the dealer.”