I keep wondering how long the "moderate" Republicans will stand by limply and let those crazy teabagger turds run their party and the entire country into the ground.

Seriously...way too often when I read news about shit going on in the US I have to check to make sure I'm not actually reading the Onion. Too often lately, it is actual news, not satire. You know when your actual news is crazy enough to resemble satire, that's when the satirical news sounds especially sane.

Nice to see a runway show with models not teetering on muderously high heels.

I don't drink black coffee or tea because I don't want to stain my teeth and because it upsets my stomach...drip coffee in general is pretty brutal on my guts.

I've never seen them in a store before, but I'm sure you could find them online.

Have you tried those things that attach your bra straps to each other at the back so you get kind of a sports-bra effect without the uniboob? Something like this (there are a few different types):

almost, but wife-bot needs more boobs and leopard print spandex.

I starred your comment before I even read it, just because of the duck. I really needed an adorable baby animal gif after reading this and 300 sandwiches.

Ugh, I read this article today and found it so depressing. And then I thought "I bet Jezebel wrote about this steaming pile and the comments will cheer me up." :)

That mother quote is right out of a sitcom script.

Hummus and cheese, together in the same sandwich? That's crazy talk!

I would watch anything with Meryl Streep + Stanley Tucci...I love those two together!

I wonder what the threshold for "different sandwiches" is...I mean, could you just switch up the mustard? Dijon to whole grain to ballpark etc. etc.? There are a lot of different kinds of mustard...

I use the hinged ones to hang my dishwashing scrub brushes over the sink (the hooks are stuck to the bottom of the upper kitchen cabinets) so they'll drip-dry into the sink instead of making a wet mess on the counter (we don't have enough counter-space for one of those dish caddy things).

This is like an affordable, DIY version of those cool (and obscenely expensive) transforming bed-desk things from Resource Furniture:

We did these in my office for a while. Not only did they still drag on forever and go off topic, they also were held three times a week because of this perception of them just being a quick check-in. UGH.

Well, to be fair, that cat does kind of look like it's about to murder someone.

I'd worry more about someone sitting on your pet and squishing them to death if they blend in with the sofa...

We attach red clip-on bike lights to our little black dogs so we can see them at night (especially when camping or out for walks). Sometimes we also put them in little reflective construction vests. Safety, I swear! The cuteness overdose is just a bonus... :)

I'm not about policing what women wear