We need better "set it and forget it" birth control. IUDs are contraindicated for women with a higher risk of exposure to STIs. The 3 month shot had nasty side effects. Can't the science folks figure something out?

YAY! it's about time we walking uteri had some good news.

my fascination with sociopaths is entirely of the "understanding what makes them tick" variety, because my mother married one when i was a kid. learning everything i can about the horrible things of life is one of my coping mechanisms.

Don't forget about Avril Lavigne. We should probably apologize for exporting her too.

Ooh it's fun to read what everyone would do! If I won a crazy huge lotto (which I like to daydream about sometimes despite the fact that I rarely buy lotto tickets) I think I'd do this:

I hope they chill out on the giant eyelashes for bald barbie too.

HEARTED

Here's the loophole that lets the anti-choice harassers get away with it:

My apartment is too cluttered to have a cleaner come in. Also I would feel really awkward about it.

this was exactly me with stats class in university. took it through the math department. worked so hard, got As on every single assignment. Cs on every single test. they were awful multiple choice tests with questions like "what equation does this diagram represent" etc. that shit was incompatible with my brain.

I feel like we need a fetus giving everyone the finger.

"Where else in the body do they conduct yearly pre-pre-cancer fishing expeditions, hmmm? I don't see men getting "prostate smears" or swabs of the inside of their penis every year."

I seriously think women should be given the option of valium before paps. I find them so uncomfortable and awkward and painful. My muscles are all spasmy and it's not a speculum-friendly situation. Plus, a bit of disinhibition would really help with the whole naked thing.

i'm glad this article is written in such a hilarious way, or my rage would have exploded my brains.

yeah, the way it's written it sounds terribly creepy, but considering that they aren't related by blood and he's not even her adopted brother, and that they didn't meet until they were 12, i mean, i don't see what the big deal is.

hell, I'd settle for an IQ and EQ test.

dear god i should not have watched this right before going to bed. NIGHTMARES.

yeah seriously...she looks 40, and not in a good way.

seriously, i fantasize about "the isle of fanatics" every time i read news stories like this. it's the only way to save myself from death by excess *headdesk*ing

would it be assault to clear your path with a paint-ball gun? or a high-pressure cheese-whiz hose?