my two little toy poodles are very ferocious barking machines, but i don't think they're as good a deterrent on walks as a nice massive doberman.

I am bummed that vitamin supplements don't fix this problem, because when PMS strikes, I want to hoover everything but spinach.

A guy with paranoid schizophrenia stabbed his parents on my street this winter :(

Definitely look like zombies to me too. Also terrified of zombies! Glad to see zombies restricted in straightjackets so they will have a harder time trying to eat my brainsssss.

Definitely look like zombies to me too. Also terrified of zombies! Glad to see zombies restricted in straightjackets so they will have a harder time trying to eat my brainsssss.

As a mentally ill person, this doesn't really bother me...because these people don't look like mentally ill people, they look like "crazy" zombies. The wilder they look the better, because us "crazy" people look more normal by comparison.

still my personal fav

surprised to see an ad for "thinsations" on jezebel...

"Of course, if people realized that what they're looking at isn't achievable because it only exists as a heavily airbrushed illustration, they'd stop buying magazines filled with images that make them feel bad about themselves."

maybe it'll help mainstream stem cell acceptance a little by showing that it's not all embryos? if you can get stem cells from your own butt, no one can make baby-killer arguments about that.

i have never ventured into shaving because i don't want a stubbly sand-paper situation. i tried a box of wax strips at home once and my labia looked like a crazy quilt.

LOL!

that was so awesome. i couldn't pick a favourite merkin if i tried.

LOL, seriously!

does sephora take "oh god this lipstick is some hideous hot pink and not actually the red that it looked like in the store" returns too? oh, expensive regret.

i am too lazy to put on makeup every day and don't like how it feels on my skin (esp. mascara, ick). so the once in a blue moon that i do wear a bit of makeup, everyone is like OMG WOW! which just reinforces how blah i look without any makeup. ugh.

the needles are so tiny, they're not so bad :)

gummie bears in a cocktail sounds like a choking hazard. live dangerously!

do you have to peel the grapes to get the sugar to stick?

how many seasons are out? i am sans tv & watch stuff on the computer, so without the random hours of channel surfing "whatever is on", i end up stumbling into fewer shows. if a friend rants and raves that i *must!* watch something then i hunt for it on sidereel.