My hands and feet are freezing all the time because I have low blood pressure. It runs in the family. Meh.

We're now in a world where people publish memoirs when they're still teenagers. (doesn't Justin Bieber have like, 15 books written by and about him already?) At this point, a person could take a shit and there'd be a made-for-TV movie about it before they finish washing their hands.

@Perhaps Not: I think it goes both ways. The man's value is determined solely by his wealth and willingness to spend it, and the mistress has the power to destroy him (marriage, reputation) if she discloses his infidelity.

my boss has long fake nails

@BabyJane: seriously, I was thinking holy shit, this is an expensive endeavour. $250 and 5 hours a month just to have the nails done, but what about paying someone to clean your house and make your food ('cause I can't see how those nails could be compatible with cooking), and on and on...

@margarine-for-error: It's impressive for a 2 year old to make it through 10 minutes of stuff, even with alphabet breaks.

@cessenpr: yeah seriously, she has a better attention span that i do.

@yaylo: the letters are on the back of the cards too, so when we see the front of them, she sees the back.

@Ivriniel: do 2 year olds need to have practical application?

@AnatomyFightSong: that is SO awesome. i'm putting that in my periodic table vault.

@keysburg: the universe called, it wants you to cut your nails

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!

Jesus, every single comment showing up is crapping on this. Do we have our critical thinking caps screwed on a bit too tight today?

What is this "royalty court" stuff? We didn't have anything like that at my high school (no cheerleaders either).

@brightpeonies: was just thinking the same thing...mmm...so wishing that was in my kitchen right now.

This advice can be summed up as: Remember that you're human, and so are the people you date. Relax, be yourself, and experience life.

@Seriously. Yes. Seriously.:

the cover reminds me of this book i read ages ago:

@Ophelia716: this kinda makes me love judge judy. lots.

@AristotlesCrab: entitlement: you haz it.