Jumping Flash, you guys. I need more robotic bunnies who shoot lasers and launch cherry bombs in my life. Stumbling my way through Final Fantasy VII (and Doom / Resident Evil) as a wee child and unaware of what the hell I was doing. Twisted Metal. Crash Bandicoot (RIP. I MISS YOU, CRASH.) Oh, memories. Good
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I love you, your handle and Bob’s Burgers. That is all. I shall now retreat back to the shadows from which I periodically emerge to creep out as many people as possible.
I am currently in the process of having a sleeve done. I’d been lucky enough to live just ten minutes away from a fantastic parlor, and ever since I was a teenager unable to persuade my mom to agree to let me have a tattoo, I knew I wanted it done at that parlor. I did some researching on other parlors and looked at…
As kind of an aside note, my mom has a friend as work who used to be a personal assistant to various celebrities back in the day. Pam Anderson was one of them, and my mom’s friend has said that she was incredibly friendly and sweet. It makes me happy to hear that about fellow animal lovers, although PETA makes my…
Thank you! My goal in life is to spend an entire day responding to people entirely in Simpsons quotes. So many times at work, I want to answer the phone with, “You’ll have to speak up. I’m wearing a towel.”
Don’t worry, my friend, you and your company are not alone! The company I work for would crack the whip so hard with bullshit like this that I’d bleed for a week from 700 miles away (I live many states outside of where our corporate office is housed, but they have access to all e-mails and such.) They don’t tolerate…
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I...feel an unexpected void in my heart and life right now.
Oh! I have a coworker who used to be in the Navy, and Guy Fieri visited their ship once. My coworker said he was a total dipshit; he complained about not wanting to be there and wouldn’t really talk to anyone, so based on that second hand information, I can also confirm this theory.
Sass Machine. Thank you ever so much for that. I did not know I needed that phrase in my life until this moment. You’re an angel. I am stealing it for use at work.
It seems as though many Christians throw the persecution card faster than Gambit. I’m fairly certain Jesus and God both are not cool with lying. Maybe I have it wrong. I mean, I don’t go to church, so what do I know, right?
I’m sorry, everyone, but Kim’s dress looks like someone swathed her in a satin sheet and then just went to town with some shears. I hope it’s as comfortable as a sheet.
Mark, I am so glad someone else loves Hilary Duff as much as I do. I WAS DEVASTATED WHEN SHE AND MIKE COMRIE SEPARATED.
Come on, everyone. We all know women are simply liars and manipulators, hellbent on draining men of all of their money and lodging false rape accusations against them to ruin their reputations.
Mark, you don't know me, but we're obviously connected somehow because I had the exact same reaction after I read this guy's piece yesterday.
