It seems that they must’ve not filed tax returns and then failed to pay even after a million warnings.

Tori and Dean seem like that couple always attempting to convince people they’re richer than they are and more in love than they are. Constantly buying new houses and having more kids to.... “fix” things? Push “reset” to kickstart their marriage over and over again?

i went to a kokomo themed birthday party when i was maybe 8 or 9. thank you for this post.

This post gave me a tropical contact high.

I sang “Kokomo” in the shower this morning, and I think I’ll continue to do so every day for the rest of my damn life.

This post is a true afternoon delight (...cocktails and moonlit nights).

You REALLY have to be an asshole to get me to side with the ad agency.

I’m of two minds here. As a viewer, I do NOT want a second season. I loved every second of the show and thought it ended perfectly. But, as a person who makes a living as a writer, you do get attached to characters. I work mostly in TV, which is different, but I’m always thrilled when I can revisit characters. They…

Guys...guys you’re supposed to stand the toothpaste on the FLAT BOTTOM like it’s designed to be stored...the tension keeps the lid on...it’s not that hard.

My coworkers let me go almost the whole day with toothpaste prominently on my forehead. Damn those people! *shakes fist*

I’d be happy on a checklist that will earn me sex points

Jenna Bush is bad on Today but I am more offended by her roving editor (or whateverthefuck) “columns” in Southern Living. Southern Living is like my Bible, and when Jenna says shit like, “I like to wear shorts in summer because it’s hot,” I want to commit murder.

I would say that “not evil” is a low standard. New rule is we can only fuck openly feminist men. Not just pro-choice, politically progressive dudes, because we all learned about how misogynistic those douches can be last year during election season. We can withhold sex to all but the very best men, the ones who are…

Agree in theory, but those mens are sneaky fuckers, they seem okay, and then BAM, they’re terrible.

Dine and dash is never cool. Those employees would have had to pay for that meal.

This makes United seem almost unbelievably incompetent. Why were people allowed to board if they knew not all of them were going to be on the plane? Denying someone boarding is way easier than asking someone who’s sitting down to get off.

United should have just gotten a rental car for their employees that needed to get to Louisville for the next day. It’s a 4.5-5.5 hour drive according to Google maps.

I am upset also. Not only did they recast Mowgli as a girl, they recast all the wolves as monkeys. I hate this reboot.

Serious, decent person comment: This is a terrible way to go and I feel awful for this man and his loved ones.

Anyone who makes fun of Barry or someone who loves his music better stfu.