I have a feeling this is the type of movie upon rewatch you catch 1000 little details you didn’t notice the first viewing. It was perfection.

He’s too busy hurling insults on Twitter to do anything, you know, presidential.

How come shit like this doesn’t hit Mar-A-Lago ?? I wouldn’t miss a soul.

I feel like Russell Brand’s thoughts on Katy Perry are fine? They aren’t married anymore. Sounds like he doesn’t specifically follow her career, but he bears her no ill will. That sounds pretty healthy for a divorced couple.

Rapey vibes for sure. The words “torture”, “against your will,” and “chocking” are major red flags

Or at least work up to that shit.

I try not to kink-shame given I’m a married white dude, but that seems a tad too much. I would look elsewhere. It borders on creepily violent.

Chokin’ a bitch out sounds suspiciously close to murder.

I understand that some people mutually engage in that kind of fantasy, but “casually dating” + tying up + torturing + against your will + choking = run the other way. Please!

Run for the hills!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Unless he’s supernaturally awesome in ways you’re not sharing, I’d say no way. But I’m one who doesn’t think all kink is okay.

Sadistic/rapey AF

eeeeepp...I think that some advanced sexting, like i’m into some kinky shit but I probably wouldn’t feel comfortable sharing those kinks right off the bat. He had me with the vibrator torture stuff, then after that it got a little creepy.

Yes, sadistic, and possibly a control thing. If you aren’t into it, say it.

Aggressive

Run. fast.

I assume martinis and lounging pajamas will be involved...

Minnelli has “left New York and all her friends behind after almost 70 years to be with a gay piano player”

It took a while for this gif to load but as soon as I saw spicy’s head in that frame I knew exactly what was going to happen. I didn’t count on Ben Carson though. LOL

Ugh. My kid has been BEGGING to see this movie since he first saw the trailer months ago. Every weekend he reminds me that he REALLY wants to see Boss Baby. And now it’s finally here. I think I might keep saying it hasn’t come out yet...