No lie, that sounds like Donald Trump tweeting from Deeley’s account.

My favorite Patti LuPone moment is her facial expressions in the background as Donna Murphy stole the Sondheim birthday concert. (I want to provide minutes but, also, it’s great so you should watch it. But it’s about the 2:50 mark.)

Don’t forget what his trophy wife is costing us to stay in NY. And what it’s costing us for him to go to his resort in florida EVERY weekend.

The fucking rallies! Our tax dollars are supporting this bullshit! This is like a 1,000 Obama rounds of golf, wrapped up in a ‘fuck you’ bow, and broadcast on Tv, because my PTSD and weed consumption is not already maxed out!

He needs the ego gratification of the large crowds.

Trump was sworn in as president 2 full months ago. He was elected to the office two and a half months prior to that. I think there’s a statute of limitations as to how many victory laps a person can take, no?

Why the F is he still having rallies? Do the trumpers not realize that’s odd?

These motherfuckers are all a bunch of traitors.

Oh I bet she handed it to him in the private meetings. When the reporter asks if they discussed NATO and Trump takes a sec, and then he says “Talked about many things” you can tell he’s pissed oh I hope she said something witty and cutting and smart and it sticks in his orange craw for all eternity.

Now that President Obama has moved on, it’s actually nice to see the new leader of the free world sitting in the Oval Office, and also Donald Trump.

She led people to believe she had a bombshell. Then she pulled some American Idol bullshit, waiting til after the first commercial break. That is not journalism.

1.) Getting hit by a car

I thought it was almost endearing when he accidentally wore two different shoes Monday. Buddy is LOSING it.

Maybe he’s just allergic to truth.

It’s the Conway Effect: you rot quickly when you embrace the darkness.

This is what I see when I look at him:

Bannon’s cirrhosis has become so strong it has learned how to jump hosts.

Sean Spicer always looks like his schedule consists of:

It’s all the cinnamon gum that’s backed up into his eye sockets. That’s what that is.

No surprise there, what with all of his bosses bullshit he has been ingesting.