I remember when journalists used to investigate a story BEFORE releasing it to the public.

I’ve never seen ANYONE who was born to do why he’s doing quite like Bruno. I mean other performers are amazing and it’s obvious how damn hard they work, but this was his calling.

And there’s a reason why they aren’t. “Cry-baby liberals. Can’t handle the fact that they lost the election. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!” That’s pretty much all I see in the comment section of stories and several groups. Oh, and the racist and sexist comments never stop as well.

I feel so bad for Barack. 8 years of this shit and he thought he’d probably get to take a vacation. Spend some time with the fam and then ease back into some interesting work. Instead he going to have to stick around do what he can and keep being POTUS for the rest of us. I wouldn’t blame him one bit if he moved to…

Why do I have a feeling that Kanye is going to be performing at Trump’s inauguration?

I spend a lot of time in WV, and this is the state in a nutshell. It doesn’t matter if you’re competent or qualified, as long as you’re local. It’s the most insular place I’ve ever lived, and also the most backwards. People seem to delight in voting against their own interest. I hate it here.

Related: their lawyers are makng f-ng bank.

I’m down with this. I can’t stand Christmas music even during the week of Christmas. Oddly (because I’m an atheist) the only kind I find tolerable is choral Christmas hymns, but I’d even be fine with never hearing them again either.

Ladyheatherlee, I love you. You know that I love you, yes?

There are only a few radio stations in the Bay Area that I find somewhat bearable. Two of them play only Christmas music from before Thanksgiving (one) and from Thanksgiving (the second) until Christmas. Annoying, provincial, and retrograde is how it seems to me.... They leave my dashboard for that month.

What in the crazy funhouse fuck is that frankenstrosity?

Maybe this is a stupid comment, but I don’t understand why they don’t just give the condemned a massive dose of morphine. A doctor could easily determine a fatal dose and the unfortunate prisoner would fall unconscious quickly.

To me it looks like her face is sliding off her head, running away from her lies. It’s kind of mesmerizing watching the way her mouth and eyes move. It’s a little bit “This is how human people talk, right?”

I’m pretty sure she is dead.

I want her dead too. Just for the record.

Well, fuck Mark Burnett. Fuck Survivor, The Voice, Shark Tank, the People’s Choice Awards, MGM, and whatever else IMDB is telling me he’s in charge of.

I know, right? Dean lets out an exuberant yelp and his campaign is done for. Nixon sweats during a political debate and gets creamed. Donny boy is a thrice-married, serially sexual assaulting, sniffling liar and he gets elected President.

The inability of a surprisingly large number of Americans to use a personal computer is one of the weirder little stories of 2016. Neither major party presidential candidate knows how to use one, and they’re not that old. I wouldn’t be surprised if Tahari doesn’t either.

Here’s a kicker dude. Intermix has a website. Where, you know, someone has already taken the time to take pictures of the clothes. You can steal their ideas from the comfort of your own home.