Ok, I’ve waited long enough with this. I actually can give a first hand account of how big a douche bro Bushey actually is. I bartended for a few years at a Country Club in Beverly Hills. The members were mainly Hedge Fund Managers and Commercial Real Estate people, not much in the way of celebrities (they actually…

Yeah. I agree, but a garden variety I think I’m smarter than you schmuck not a heh heh heh let’s degrade that woman ass.

I’m like 99% certain Conan is a dick when the cameras are off - but I’d pay cash money to see him brush (or tell) off people that I hate.

My genitals are bone dry after reading this article.

I went to Colby with Billy. He once spilled peanut sauce on my shoes, ruining them. He didn’t apologize.

Meanwhile, Kathie Lee Gifford doesn’t even want Bush to “throw” the show to her and co-host Hoda Kotb. “She has Jesus in her life and feels this is just not right,” we’re told.

Obama is so handsome. Not just by comparison, but goddammit. It’s like putting a glass of French wine next to a half empty PBR that’s mostly backwash.

My girlfriend and I were talking about this during the debate. Just like his homes, his suits look so, so, so cheaply made. He likely spends a ton of money on each suit, only to look like he’s wearing a suit that belongs to someone else.

The ballots are printed. People are already voting.

......But none of them will denounce their support of Trump. My god, how fucking slimy and greedy do you have to be to want a Republican in the White House?

I mean, it’s a really terrible show, though. Like painfully bad.

I think it’s for people who want to feel like they are intellectuals.

Someone once told me that The Big Bang Theory was for intellectuals. He also though internet modems gave you cancer and cooking gas was bad for you lungs. And he smoked cigarettes.

Sir Patrick Steward is too god for that terrible show.

Big Bang Theory is the most overrated tv show on air. It’s basically Two Broke Girls with nerds. But instead of sexist and racist jokes, there are no jokes at all - just a randomly applied laugh track after sentences. It’s god awful.

Good, he’s an ass.

i miss the old jezebel

The amount of victim blaming disguised as a joke is fucking terrifying. I’m kind of an eccentric person, or so a lot of people say, and I don’t really see myself as a very likeable person. Does that mean that it’s okay to slut-shame me for years, make fun of me for years, and tell me that I deserved to be suspected…

Do show me the 19/20 year old who instantly has the perfect response to a friend trying to process an incredibly bizarre and sad scenario. I’ve said a lot of fluffy shit when I’m trying to comfort someone on the spot. Everyone has.

His story was actually really sad, more so than her honestly. I didn’t realise they only met 5 days before the murder. Anyway, he was in solitary confinement for 6 months and prison for 4 years. There’s a part where he talks about when he was in solitary I think and he wanted to send Amanda flowers for her birthday…