Back in Black is the greatest segment to ever come out of the Daily Show. I fucking love this man.

Wow, 26 years old. Is it weird making jokes about someone you never saw play? Seriously, the ball off the head, 40/40, upper deck in the Sky Dome, etc. I mean, you weren't even 5. Even "Juiced" came out when you were only 16.

And how!

That's all I'm saying, man. I love dick. I just don't want to get fired.

People clicked on a link labelled "Best Crotch Shots" and are then surprised that it's NSFW...it's a strange world we live in. ;)

And never, ever, ever, use Papyrus. In fact, if it is on your computer, toss it in the trash.

Yes! Do we agree that this mannequin CAN GET IT?

I agree with you. I knew someone who actually described themselves as "bi and polyamorous" in her own wedding toast. You're a snowflake, we get it. Barf.

Getting aroused by titties, for instance, is not a "fetish."

That was the biggest red flag for me in his little statement from yesterday. When he said that what he did with his partner was like Fifty Shades of Grey, I immediately thought, oh so you mean your sex life is like a book about an abusive, controlling asshole who doesn't respect boundaries?

His facebook post was NOT an apology in anyway. It was a preemptive defense PR stunt to try to direct the conversation in his favour and to silence the accusers.

I love you for saying this. Look, this Ghomeshi guy is surely a creep and probably a rapist, but for the love of pete, I don't need to hear the phrase "experienced kinkster and professional dominatrix" twice in as many paragraphs. (And "kinkster"? Really?)

Anyone who compares Fifty Shades of Grey to real BDSM is a fucking idiot tool in my book.

Okra is not food it is an evil growth that manages to be made of both string and slime.

Keeping your pet hamburgers in jars is unspeakably cruel, Morgan Spuckluck, you are a bad man.

Wait until you hit 50 - you become INVISIBLE.

SO what I've gotten from a lot of these articls is that 22 and younger = fuckable, 23 until 43 = cougar, 43 and above unfuckable.

Why, they're all around you, everywhere! Throw a stone and you'll hit one!

Who the fuck are these creepy-ass dudes?

The mere THOUGHT of dating a 22 year old annoys me.