Creepy though it may be, I think it’s pretty standard verbiage for adopters. Sort of like how people call their babies “nugget” and think it’s adorable (it’s not). 

The firehose of careful, manufactured, vague press about Seacrest’s NOT stroke is quite suspicious. 

Ew, remember the episode where she’s beside him while he’s in the tub?? 

I know I’ll just stay stuck in the greys, but it’s “mensch”...

And yet he has THREE MILLION FOLLOWERS. What the hell??

She’s pretty consistently awful, despite her protestations and the weeping (so much weeping). 

If you followed his YT channel over the years, you’d know he was neither joyful nor wholesome. He was a fairly miserable guy who creeped on many young women, neglected his own health catastrophically and believed himself to be a major celebrity. I’m glad he’s out of what was clearly a lot of pain but he was not a…

For some reason, I had a copy of the book when I was a kid that I never read, yet it scared me so much (just having the book) that I kept it under my bed. I only ever saw commercials or bits of it as a kid. I first saw it with a friend in my 30s. And found it wholly unremarkable and not scary, but absurd. But I’m…

They’re very good at writing music (with a few exceptions) that is completely sonically forgettable. 

I guarantee she’s doing fillers and plumpers. She has that uniform look that so many young women have now. It’s not a natural occurrence. 

It’s awful, unnecessary and dangerous. I have a hard time looking at people like Ariana Grande with the puffed up lips and anime skin knowing that it will not end well. 

I think it was here maybe where there was an article about a 20 year old who’s been getting fillers and botox for YEARS and is now watching her face and lips deflate, and not evenly. First of all, what doctors are doing this to TEENAGERS? What teenager has wrinkles that need to be taken care of? This is so horrific to…

Yes, this confused me!

I call it obsessive lawn primping. It definitely seems to be some kind of competitive sport. There are local Facebook groups for my town that are currently arguing about this, the pro-blower people WILL NOT HAVE THEIR LIBERTIES TAKEN AWAY, and wouldn’t dare to consider any of the reasonable suggestions that the…

I actually went to her parents’ house when I was in college. A friend of mine (with a multimillionaire stepfather) had been friends with her family and we went there for...something? I can’t remember. G wasn’t there, but it was clearly a house of privilege. She never knew anything else.

After seeing a few jokey memes about quarantine babies, I was already over it. Now after having seen countless ones, I just want it to end. 

And all women over, say, 32, are unsurprisingly missing.

How surprising that swaths of people who think magically and turn off their reasoning minds are...continuing to think magically.

Wait, she’s too dumb to change a battery, so she leaves the smoke alarm beeping for months? Why does this not surprise me?

Yeah, I’m not a coffee drinker but when I was in Greece I had this as many times as I could and loved it