“Don’t worry, no one who looks like that would be interested in you anyway.” is definitely a diss on my (imagined) appearance by this commenter, who, it turns out upon looking at their other comments, is not only a troll, but a legit racist.

It’s so cool how you know what I look like through...magical powers of assholery, I guess? 

Yeah, I was unaware that’s a comedy standard...

Does “vascular” mean veins popping out? Is that a desirable look? Because, um, it’s definitely not my thing. 

A lot of you are really into your dogs. Lots of social media posts, lots of conversations at dinners and other functions about your dogs. I see you transporting baggies of dog shit on the subway. Seems like a lot? Some of you even have two dogs. (I’ve heard rumors of four dogs.) Kind of weird, I think.

Naw, that’s just extremity and deprivation for a goal but it’s neither sustainable nor healthy

Hot take. 

He is garbage. 

This is frighteningly accurate. 

Yes, buuuuut, she could have done it by sidestepping and not throwing feminism AND journalism under the bus in this ridiculously ham-handed way. She had myriad other options between this and trashing the film. 

State of undress aside, the artwork is gorgeous

Both songs sucked

Both of her songs were boring as hell. No amount of spinning could distract from that. 

Hot take

You’d have to first prove gay bashing...?

Yes, I remember hearing her say several times that she “didn’t eat”. That was her diet. It was notable. 

I have to agree with this. She’s always been very weight focused, and (one) could watch her getting thinner and thinner over the years (pre-illness) while commenting on her own weight obsessively, publicly, and at events where it was irrelevant. Her general demeanor is one of entitlement, which is separate from her…

That’s the job, though, right? I personally am happy to hear a professional’s spin on it if it relieves even a modicum of the pain of this clusterfuck of an administration. Also, Wanda Sykes’ special had some takes on it I hadn’t heard before that I thought were genius and ultimately positive. But since you’ve heard…

I think he’s great, but in this special he spends much of his time essentially calling himself out for being a manbaby (oped out of all wedding plans, can’t find his own belt, etc) and because men get the benefit of the doubt, we’re supposed to consider it adorable. But my takeaway was that it’s probably kind of a…

It does take you to a spot where you might be curious to go back and see what was said (I just watched it last night)