That’s exactly what I tweeted yesterday:

And a smoker too. Color me surprised.

that’s adreneline

My take

Straight woman. My swipe lefts:

Straight woman. My swipe lefts:

oh lord, no, that’s terrible

Which is cruel, so I’m out on that one.

Do women seriously quote that Marilyn “best/worst” thing? Firstly, it seems generic and overplayed. Secondly, it makes a person look really entitled.

And the height is always phrased like, “5'11", if that matters”. I guess it matters to YOU, dude.

or “I love life”

Those are the people who are just looking for NSA sex and don’t care about silly things like “personality”

Also, know that anytime you write “no drama,” it’s interpreted as “I will cause drama.”

so. thirsty.

I don’t understand this trend of near-children desperate to get married.

It only matters in that it’s been brought up in almost every story I’ve read: “...and they can’t even swim!” So one assumes that’s making the rescue more difficult.

That’s exactly what I was going to say. As one of those “older, wiser” people, it’s that you gain (some) wisdom with years. At least hopefully.

Healthy is questionable

It just means she believed that until she turned herself into a crackly Slim-jim

The fuck is that monstrosity??