In a related story, "Dewey Defeats Truman!"

Maybe 95% of your friends.

I would disagree. If you give it an honest look, Remy has done a superb job of compartmentalizing his personal life. There have been these casual, silly moments all season long. So other than the occasional day off for "personal matters", I think he's been the same old Jerry.

Um... And the Coconut M&M's are where on this list?

Sorry. I guess I just falsely accused some Americans of racism. If there were only 288 racist tweets, then you can drop the US-based number to 30.

I must be missing the rest of this article.

"weird bounce"?

My father was asked to change his workout clothing at PF because he was wearing jeans. He claimed he had worn them before and due to his health, changing his clothes was quite difficult. They responded saying that jeans were in their rules as being against their dress code. He left and told them he would never return…