He was probably embarrassed because he thought it looked good and you made fun of him about it - hurt feelings.

Every now and then I’ll randomly flip my cat the bird.

You remind me of one of my girlfriends. I texted her panicking after I went DEEP into a two-night-stand’s IG and accidentally liked a photo. Her advice? “Follow him and just start liking a buuunch of them.”

When I moved to Minnesota for college, I swear I was in the state for less than an hour when someone confronted me with “Vikings or Packers?”

yes I am of the women people. I know some guys are wimps about that, and this makes me sad, cause I thought this guy was my friend. I hate thinking he’s so pissed just bc I bruised his ego, makes me see him in a totally different light now :( and it also sucks bc his wife loves my dog and loves to watch her while I’m…

yeeaahhh. I am ok with not making jokes like that if it offends him. But it’s not like calling a girl slutty. My excuse “porn stache should have expected those kind of remarks” is very much like what people say about girls who dress sexy, but yeah, the issue itself is not the same thing.

My 84 year old mother has dementia but is still lucid enough to know what’s going on (even if she forgets it 15 minutes later), and she is so so so excited at Hillary Clinton being elected president. This election is for these wonderful women as much as it is for any of us.

You don’t mess with a man’s stash.

My grandmother was 89 when she passed away a month ago and in hospice at the end when she was starting to be pretty unaware and we knew it would be over soon we just went ahead and told her Hillary had been elected and my grandmother, the lifelong democrat who went back to college in her 40s, was so happy. So we need…

how? how is that what I’m doing? that’s what our mutual friend said, but after discussing it, he realized that calling a woman a slut for dressing sexy is not the same thing as joking with your friend about a bad facial hair decision they made. it’s about context, familiarity, etc. not to mention his response, jesus.…

If you made the effort to say sorry, I say Fuck ‘em. If he can’t take a joke at his expense he’s probably not that great of a person anyway.

Well, walking away with Olivia Munn is a fail but still gold!

Double down. Print out this picture and put it on his desk:

Is Olivia really a win? I hear she be stright crazy !!!!!

Olivia Munn isn’t hot enough to play psylocke though.

MY WISH CAME TRUE!!!

Please thank this loyal citizen for planting the seed.

Some day, when we all least expect it, Michelle will throw Shade so epic that the Honorable Judge Kara Brown will have to write a special episode of Shade Court on it.

I want Michelle to hold a press conference and call Melania’s dumb ass out on TV. I want Michelle to demand an apology and call her “Crooked Melania” and discuss how much she lies. AND, I want her to do it in a sleeveless outfit to show off her awesome arms! Of course Michelle won’t because she is more classy and less…