That’s what I hate about comedians who go off about overly sensitive people ruining comedy. It like negates the actual issues that the “humor” of shock comedy is just mean, and on top of that so lazy/dumb.

That’s what was *particularly* scary about Ted Bundy to me. I think we all rely so heavily on our immediate sense of people when living in a world of strangers and it feels protective to just be like well I will just watch out for people who seem weird or off. We trust taxi drivers, hotel employees with access to key…

Eeeeek a penis!

Nuuu I’m a portland native and I am holding on to a pdx zip code as long as I can. Which is prob not past my current lease end at this rate. But I’m still not trying to have those WA taxes

Your kids are so cute!!!

Butterscotch schnaaps and coke cause that’s how I roll. The bottle was covered in dust at the liquor store and the clerk gave me a withering look. But it’s actually really good lol

They dooo tho to go to Jantzen Beach Denny’s at 5 mph

Well I think the average age in Vancouver is like 105 (I know cause they all drive to portland for Sunday brunch)

This is meeee except I’m 25, lol. And also I always want them to want me to be their gf, but then when they do it freaks me out to even consider being committed and labeled to the rest of the world as someone’s girlfriend

Same! I think I was like 11 and my parents took me to a theater and I was like... Wtf

No those are totally the weird nutrition bars my mom uses to lose weight

I need new ones this year.. please give me something to keep me up tonight jezzies

Ok yeah, that’s pushing it... fool me once, etc. BUT I think you just never know the context of people’s personal relationships. To me it’s like, if someone went back to a partner who was beating them and got beat again... my reaction would not be “wow, she’s a dumbass”.

Yeah that happened to me. We used them for months, stopped b/c it was supposedly monogamous and neither of us like it. Turns out later he was with multiple other girls, and in retrospect probably also lied about getting tested. Luckily there were no issues that I know of. I mean I guess I was dumb? But I still don’t…

I was in a NALFO sorority and it was basically 100% great

Barf

Like the Mario movie lololol

Hmm. I think you are performing though? By virtue of being with another person.

It’s not a big deal to me? I feel like if you suck enough dick you just kind of start sucking the whole dick at some point. But yeah if you mean when the dude is thrusting, neewp.

I find porn pretty... I guess boring might be the word? Like P in a V, gag gag, cum on her. Doing it? Fun. Watching other people get paid to do it? Boring imo. I think movie scenes can be so much hotter in the focus on the actual lust and attraction, not to mention better acting.