Well not when the cow is wearing them. But for the rest of us...total swamp ass.

I HATE european/American wedding dresses. They are always so unflattering, the boob area always looks a hot mess, bulging arm fat, armpit clevage, plus white on white skin!? Whose idea was that?

In Nigeria people design their own wedding dresses from scratch, it costs about $300 including fabric (or more or less…

This, absolutely. It’s all about maximizing cost and convenience for the manufacturer.

I always have deep empathy for those fitting ladies; the general public has no idea how fabric works and what is/isn’t possible.

Ugh, I wore a satin halter to my first wedding (also over the moment it started, terrible idea). I’m glad I don’t have to display those pictures because no. Why didn’t anyone tell me? My “entourage” didn’t want to shop, so I bought like, the second thing I tried on and hated it.

I think modest dresses can be really pretty

My first rule for my wedding was it was absolutely not to be strapless. There are very few people that strapless flatter yet I see every other bride with her boob fat hanging over the sides of her strapless gown....you can actually make every body type looks nice if you don’t do a one size fits all approach to wedding…

Because strapless is easier and cheaper to make.

I watch the show and just don’t understand why every wedding dress is now sleeveless/strapless. First of all it’s boring, and second, not everyone looks nice in that style (me included). My first wedding I wore my mom’s 1960 wedding dress- tea length, 3/4 sleeves, square neckline, silk brocade. It was simple, elegant…

Holy shit biscuits. I would have stomped his crotch until there was a bloody, mushy stain on his pants.

I somehow missed that one, despite being an avid Kitchenette reader.

That a DNA test was used by the state police to solve a misdemeanor when there are untested DNA samples from major crimes is most upsetting thing here.

It’s like claiming you were traumatized by accidentally drinking out of the wrong glass at a social function.

I’m marveling, both at this picture and at the utter randomness of what seems to be a total non sequitur. Unless I’m totally missing something?

Agreed, especially re the wondering about homophobia.

Meanwhile in Seattle, a couple of weeks ago a young woman had her home broken into and the cremated remains of her recently deceased husband stolen (dumb thieves thought the container was valuable) and the police STILL haven’t done any DNA work (thief dropped a cigarette butt) because, as they told her, it’s too…

I am most taken aback by the swiftness of this DNA test.

So much undereducation about HIV. Spitting into someone’s drink? Gross violation. Getting tested for HIV in response? Irrational... If the customer did it because he suspected Lamica is gay it’s outright offensive and makes me hate the customer so much more.

ISN’T THERE SOME SORT OF RAPE KIT BACKLOG OR SOMETHING?

casey anthony