ourladyofnegotiableaffection
Our Lady of Negotiable Affection
ourladyofnegotiableaffection

Thank you for having the strength to share your story.

At this point, I should be used to seeing backlash against Emma Sulkowicz, but I still wasn’t fully prepared for

If you look at the other pictures of the screens, the background is white. I’m pretty sure somebody just doesn’t know how to white balance their pictures.

How did you go from “its their own choice” to “hope for more obstacles”? People who truly don’t want to live deserve the freedom to do with their lives as they want. In fact, suicide is the only act of freedom in a world that is completely controlled either by society or by biology.

There are deeper issues that need to be addressed, such as a awareness and acceptance among Japanese people of counseling in dealing with stress and mental health issues.

Honestly the whole power dynamic thing takes a back seat to that fucking picture, for me. Like...that is some gross Thomas Jefferson porn there. Framing your interracial relationship in the trappings of the Antebellum South with an older, white, dominant male and a young woman of color? I wanted to vomit.

It’s annoying enough when it’s a male guided penis oopsie daisying into the wrong club, but it happens, and it can be difficult targeting the right hole in the dark with the writhing and the hormones and all...

Jesus. I need a guy version of that, because I’m terrible too. I overthink it all. Like, I just came up with, “I need a study buddy for my clitoral geography homework.” The following thought process went, roughly, “Wouldn’t vaginal geography make more sense? I mean, there’s more to actively explore, or ‘map out’ to go

I fucking love the idea of using Socratic Questioning in the style of cognitive-behavior therapy in sexting. I’m just gonna ask you questions until you reach the conclusion I’d like you to reach; it’s much more salient if you’re able to get there on your own.

Being puked on on a plane is basically my worst nightmare. One time I was on a flight where a lady kept walking her projectile-vomiting toddler up and down the aisle while she held him and he puked on at least 5 people over the course of the flight (not me). Like, I understand that it was a shitty situation for her

lighting a cigarette and shouting about U.S. relations with Venezuela

My sister works in HR at a large international corporation and they had to create a “holding pen” for parents who accompany their children to their interviews for internships. The parents are given a tour and then given some kind of computer game/questionnaire thing to keep them occupied so they don’t storm into the

I hope your asshole writes a bestseller countering all of your dick’s accusations, and that the two of them become embroiled in a decades-long media feud.

Happy Father's Day, Mom!

This year I finally bought one of those mini souvenir Oscar statues that they sell all over Los Angeles. They're

I'm sorry you had a bad experience at a hospital—I have too, a couple of times—but it's not really relevant here.

Thanks for fighting the good fight. I actually am an anesthesiologist. And, listen, barely anyone understands what we do, including other doctors. Most surgeons have very little idea what goes on on our side of the drapes. Thus, why we spend much of day fighting with them to do what is best for the patient (ie,

My husband likes to say its like being a pilot - its the take off and landing that are the most important with (hopefully) a lot of boredom in between.

I have so many I should have submitted. Everything my mom says is gold. A sampling of some of her greatest hits:

So mad I missed this thread! My mother is deathly afraid of birds. I don't know why, but this has always been her thing. So one day, my junior year of high school, I head a scream from the basement. My high school boyfriend and I go to the top of the stairs to see what's the matter. As it turns out, there was