The same cowardly gay men (and it usually is gay men who push this sort of thing) who want to drop the T are probably also deeply closeted and/or self loathing. The look at stonewall as a missed opportunity for “dialogue” that some uppity homos ruined with their activism.

and so was Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind.

See, Reddit can’t be racist, It’s totally dating a black woman!

She privately e-mailed the CIA Director’s AOL account to set up an arms trade with Iran to send weapons to Zombie Bin Laden to kill fetuses in Syria, which would’ve been able to defend themselves had Obama not taken away their guns.

In my dreams, Cecile Richards responds to Duncan with: “No, I do not. And don’t call me Shirley.”

I'm gonna eat that puppy's nose

I grew up in Upstate NY and used to love jumping in leaf piles. Until one day when I was about 11 and my friend jumped in one. When he got up leaves were stuck all over him. They were stuck because there was a ton of dog shit mixed in with the leaves.

But...how girl get pragnent? How is babby formed?

While normally I would love to stan for the owner of a brothel (obvious reasons), this Hof dude is a wang and so is Nancy Grace and they are both super gross.

My daughter talked me into making her costume this year - cotton candy. God help me.

I'm forcing my husband to dress in a family theme to take our mini Pie trick or treating. He agreed on one condition: that he got to choose the theme. Scully and Mulder with a tiny alien. Sigh. He's already ordered the FBI badges.

Half drunk?

My Halloween costume is gonna be that of a half drunk woman watching horror movies on Netflix.

I read every one of these - and there were definitely some gems - but I just flat-out can’t get over putting jelly on pizza, let alone asking for it like it’s not completely insane.

All these things and the comments are why I only run if I’m being chased by grizzly bears.

All I know is that one time when I was 14, I was being a total bitch to my mother as we were walking down Oxford St in London. Instead of getting cross and telling me I was being an asshole, my mother (a creature of mirth and magic and farts) proceeded to drop her shopping bags and began to perform a jig. It was a…

I know it’s uncouth to say anything that isn’t foaming-at-the-mouth, rapturous praise when it comes to Rihanna, buuuuuut

Damn, hooking a 23-year-old in your 50s. Way to go, girl!

This isn’t new, it’s just new technology. Back in the day, I sent a carrier pigeon who ended up getting lost and flying west instead of east, and the result was a beautiful, long, sustained pigeon-exchange. We celebrated our seventeenth anniversary in August.

Prince Charles cheated on Diana with Camilla. No matter how gorgeous you are and how 'attracted' your mate is, if they want to cheat they will cheat. It's not always based on physical attraction.