Leap Day Schmeap day. This should have happened on Taco Tuesday!

“Toyopet”

Those pixels look radioactive

When you crash it and they give you 35,000$ the joke will be on you, lol

So are you allowed to tell the insurance company it’s just a 2010 Lotus Elise?

*Mustang GT turns out to be a V6

“Sorry, just sold it man! But we got a Mustang GT in the back if you like sporty.”

Easy. Any E60 M5. It will simultaneously make you look (and sound) very rich, but it will keep you very, very poor.

It’s hard to beat a 2007-2008 Maserati Quattroporte with a proper ZF automatic transmission. Less than $30k for a car that originally stickered for over $110k, and still looks and sounds amazing nearly a decade later. As soon as I have the means, I will acquire one for myself. Here is a nice example:

Any Rolls-Royce says money, and not new money like some garish Bentley.

The man is obviously on drugs.

Who whoa WHOA. Did the owner of an exotic Pagani just make a very sensible and calm statement regarding his accident?!?! No rage?!

I would have mistaken those tires for Hankooks too.

Whew. Good thing he has that “PAGANI” plate. Totally thought it was a Corolla until I saw it.

That’s because you are 97 years old, Freddy.

1. Find some totalled Jetta Sportwagens VINs
2. Swap over the VINs
3. Swap the body panels with Jetta ones
4. Paint it brown
5. Register it as a TDI Sportwagen
6. ???
7. PROFIT

Although owned by a German company, Bugatti is indeed a French car.

You are mistaken, the Aussies built the best police interceptor.

If one of you geniuses can edit Musk’s face onto Timberlake’s for the entire duration, email me and we’ll get it on the Front Page ASAP.