This guy does not give a single glorious fuck.

The idea that no one would remember that Tubman was black reminds me of the time Demi Moore said changing the ending of The Scarlett Letter was fine because not many people have read the book.

Jezspin forever

no booze is fine, you are right. What is not fine is making people wear heels and then pay for booze. That is rude

I mean, I don’t expect everyone to fact check their jokes, but it’s pretty widely known that Texas’ big cities are Democratic strongholds..

Not only is this guy a complete and total shithead...this situation has me rooting for the <looks around....whispers> the Nationals.

Revenge is a Darvish best served cold.

I completely disagree, the last thing baseball needs is a scandal involving performance enhancing hugs.

Can you direct me to where the line forms to punch this walking penis in the face.

His comments had everything to do about the game situation that just occurred and nothing else 

It’s not all about looks.

They can try to cover those tracks, but when you are back on the “horse” everyone knows it.

Oh so its funny when they fall off the wagon, but not when I do?

I preferred it when NASCAR limited its furtherance of mass-extinction events to mindlessly burning vast quantities of fossil fuels for our entertainment. 

But Berhalter’s got a system for fucking that football!

Watching the team try to form some sort of coherent offensive strategy last night was like watching a monkey try to fuck a football. At a basic level you understand what it’s trying to do, but in the end it’s just confusion and embarrassment for everything involved. 

At my old job, I was at an event where Ann Coulter was also in attendance. Everybody was getting photos with her. I did not get a photo with her and indeed avoided being anywhere near her.

That’s it. 

I think the first choice was not accepting Jerrah’s invitation. I understand they’ve been buddies for a while, but Ellen had to know she’d get on TV yukking it up with W. What DID she think the reaction was going to be?

I guess the point is, what is the expectation for Ellen here? Would it have been better for her to scream “you are a war criminal!” at Bush and then spit in his face?

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